Heathens Highway

It’s been so long since I worked with a real girl that I totally forgot how big a PAIN IN THE ASS they could be sometimes.

Freakin’ lazy ass dirt bags. All they have to do is get fucked, but I guess it’s too much effort to lay on their back and open their legs.

There is nothing worse than a lazy whore.

Well, maybe a broke pimp with no hoes, but a lazy whore is a solid runner up.

BTW… did I mention Kincade is back in town? He WRECKED this lazy bitch. Atta boy! The worst thing one of these fuck holes can do is get lazy on Mr K and he will unleash holy hell on them.

I’m not going to lie to you, Areeya blew me and it was good.

See, the thing about Ladyboys is that it’s a win-win. All they want to do is get you off. All I want to do is get off. I don’t want to fuck around with foreplay and the games these bitches play, especially games with a hooker.

Just come in, suck me off, take your money and don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. Ladyboys are all about this and so am I. As long as they can keep their pesty cock out of the way, it’s all good.

We ran into her in Phuket while we were scouting ladyboys to shoot a DVD. She apparently is owned (literally) by a some Russian / Israeli and has to ask for permission before she can work for someone else, and they always say no. Must suck to be a slave, but that didn’t stop her from swallowing every drop of cum that she could milk out of my cock.

She wanted me to fuck her bareback and tried to mount me, but I’m not into fucking them. I just like getting BJs. And I certainly wasn’t going to bareback an untested transsexual prostitute from Thailand. No thanks. There are photos of her fucking some whore monger bareback online. If I run across them I’ll post them later. The words “high risk” come to mind when I think about how many guys have shot loads up her ass.

After she made her calls to ask for permission to work with us, they said no, she could not jack off for our DVD. We said no problem and asked her to come along and play topless volleyball with the rest of the ladyboys on a private island we were going to shoot at the next morning. After another call, she wasn’t allowed to do that either.

Oh well, her loss. Making the cover of a handful of DVDs on a global scale would have taken her to another level of international fame, but she’ll have to be happy with being on a few websites and being someone’s slave.

I’m sure she’ll get a lot of exposure online, and the internet is the future, but right now DVD is still killing it and this was a lost opportunity for her.

I am in Phuket right now shooting Ladyboys. So far I have lost 10lbs from sweat, had less that 4 hours of sleep in the last 72 hours and one of our Ladyboys almost perished during our first shoot. I saved her life and grabbed her arm as she literally fell off a cliff. No joke.

She blew me to show her thanks later in the evening. Then we snuggled until I came to my senses.

I’ll try to make a complete post about the shenanigans going on here tomorrow or the day after. Right now we’re knee deep in LB cack (yes, that is spelled correct) and we don’t have a lot of leisure time. Stay tuned.

Gotta run, my big boob Thai cum dumpster is rubbing her beautiful tits on my back and my cack is so hard it hurts. She says, “Sawadee Ka” to you and, “come fuck me now” to me.

Duty calls…..

Oops, I was wrong. I thought Pretty Little Latinas #35 was the last of our Colombian adventures (and a Brazilian scene or two), but somehow I forgot about a few chicas.

This is Pretty Little Latinas 36, and it’s out now.

All I seem to think about anymore is Asian school girls, so I slip up when it comes to things like Colombian hookers.

I should be ashamed of myself. Seriously.

After checking it out, I can say without a doubt that there are some hot girls on this DVD and some smoking hot bareback sex to match.

This is a must have for fans of the Pretty Little Latinas series.

Third World Media is pumping out DVDs faster than I can shoot them.

Here is Pretty Little Latinas #35, shot in Colombia.

If memory serves, this will be the last DVD from Colombia because right after this was shot we were raided and all of our footage and gear seized by the policia. All of the other footage was shipped home before the raid and this is what your getting here.

This DVD is kind of personal to me because both of the cover girls were my private cum dumpsters for most of the time we were there. I rotated them every few days. The one on the left was a phenomenal whore. She was a coke head, as many are in Colombia, but she was simply fantastic and would massage my cock with her pussy after I would cum in her. True talent. I’d put that whore on the national flag if I was the president down there.

Good times.

I hope I didn’t make any babies.

And yet another DVD hits the streets. This one was also shot in Colombia last year, with a bonus scene from a bad ass girl from Brazil.

Pretty Little Latinas 34

There is a girl in this DVD named Shalaby, who is married, works in a brothel, and tells her husband that she is going to school, so he sends her money to do so. That guy is going to beat her scandalous ass if he ever sees this scene.

Another one of the girls in the movie has a boyfriend who is a policeman.

Both of them had zero problems taking raw cock and pussies full of cum.

God bless whores.

I’m really fed up with chicks who shoot a video, then when they get caught by someone they know, call me begging me to remove their videos and photos. It is getting out of hand.

In addition to all the other wack bitches who have done this, I have this black girl on my ass right now because just about everyone she knows found out she was banging a white boy on the internet.

Now… she didn’t care anything about this when she was getting top dollar for a days work. I wanted her so bad I paid her more than some of the girls in LA get. Yea, really. And I shot her two days in a row, so she took home a lot of cash.

She also didn’t care anything about being seen when she called me back the following week wanting to do it again because she needed… more money.

At no time did she care or even think about her friends at that point. All she cared about was getting paid. But once that money is gone, everything changes.

Now that she is busted, she claims her life is ruined, she is ashamed, she doesn’t want to leave the house, everyone at work knows she did it and talks about it every day… yadda, yadda, yadda, ebonics, ebonics, ebonics. I lost track of what she was saying 3/4 of the way through the conversation when she got super ghetto on me. Sorry Dalonda, I don’t speak ebonics.

The first thing I told her was she needed to nip the work shit in the ass. That is sexual harassment. Period. She needs to hire an attorney and go get their ass. I’m sure some ambulance chaser would be all over that one.

Second, I reminded her how she was loving the money she got and had fun spending it. It’s only when your broke and busted do you feel bad for what you did.No one forced you to do anything and you even signed a contract with me. You knew damn good and well what you were doing.

Of course all of that fell on deaf ears.

At this point she is willing to do “anything” she says. And she means anything to get her photos and videos pulled off the internet. That’s all fine and dandy but there is no going back once your image is on the internet. Porn is forever.

Even if I did remove her from my site, there are countless webmasters who use her photos and video samples for promotion. Not to mention how much money those two scenes are really worth. They are worth a lot more than she can afford to buy back from me, which I did give her the option to buy them back at 4x what I paid her to make them. And that was being nice.

I’m not trying to be a dick, but I’m sick of this happening. This is not the first time. They need money so they work, so they work. Then they get caught. Then I’m all of a sudden the dirt bag who is exploiting them. But lets not forget that almost every one of them sells her pussy on the side, as that is usually how I meet them. This girl was a huge ho when I met her.

Part of being an adult is learning to live with the decisions you made in the past, good or bad. Lord knows I have made plenty and would love to have a “do over” or a reset button, but that’s not going to happen. I live with what I have done.

The worst thing about all of this is, when she gets in a pickle again, she will call me wanting to work. Again. Even after all this. That is what they all do. So far, every one who has called me in tears begging for me to remove their photos and videos ALL called me at a later date wanted to shoot again.

There is a common thread among whores. They can’t save money. They spend all the money they have. They will do anything to get more. And most of them date some dead beat who smokes weed all day, plays video games and takes most of her money.

Speaking of video games, anyone see the new Grand Theft Auto? I just saw the tail end of the commercial for it last night. I love that game. It is only there I can beat the shit out of these bitches and not feel bad about it.

Chest Full Of Latinas is yet another Latin release from Third World Media, but this one features, you guessed it… big tits!

You’d have to be a communist to not like this movie. Seriously.

I shot a few of the scenes in Colombia and the rest were shot in Brazil by someone else.

All of the girls are winners in the big natural tit category. The girl in the middle, you know… the one with the big tits, spent a few nights with me in Bogota and let me use her as a cum dump. It didn’t take me long to cum when I was watching those big floppy tits bounce everywhere. And did I mention those massive floppies are filled with milk? Yummy.

Pretty Little Latinas 33 was shot in both Colombia and Brazil, but I only shot the Colombian scenes and none of my girls made the cover.

I haven’t seen the final movie yet, but I know the scenes I shot for it are fun and hot. There is a blond in the movie that we shot in a short-time fuck hotel, and right after the shoot the police showed up.

The security of the hotel was cool and told us the police were alerted to “suspicious activity” taking place there and was searching all the rented rooms. We flipped the guy a few bucks to tell the police our room was empty, and that is exactly what he did.

There were a few of us in there, but we turned off the lights and group fucked in the dark until we got the “all clear” signal.

This is a man made pussy.

Now poke your eyes out and just maybe you can forget what you have seen here.

Or… get on a plane and fly 24 hours to bang out a hot post-op ladyboy.

Sorry.

Transsexuals often take hormones and this can cause them to have soft cocks. Normally that is not an issue, but when you’re shooting porn, you need a hard cock.

It’s a good thing we have Hicks around to fluff them.

This pic is a snapshot of Hicks doing what he does best. But in this case, nothing was going to get this little ladyboy hard. She was the little ladyboy who thought she could.

She flat out lied to me about being able to get hard and had nothing but a limp baby dick the entire time. It was a wasted time and wasted money, as I make it a point to sell ladyboy porn where all of the ladyboys have hard cocks.

At least Hicks got to suck some dick. After this shoot we went to see King Kong. Made me forget all about limp ladyboy cocks for 3 hours.

As predicted, things got way out of hand over here. Hicks was skull fucked by a Ladyboy tonight. I’m not sure where to go from here.

What a night last night. I had two Thai hookers sucking me off in the blow job bar and drained every drop of nut from my balls. It was incredible.

After the BJs, we headed to Nana Plaza where we met a ladyboy named Nadia who has a 10 inch cock. For a Brazilian that may be the norm but for an Asian transsexual, it is just insane. It is bat shit crazy. Notice there are 4 hands on it and the head still pops out of the top! And yes, both the small ladyboy and the guy took it in the ass until they bled.

Why is it so difficult to find a big hard cock in this business? When your looking for new guys, 99% of them won’t even show up to meet you after you waste your time talking to them for weeks. Then, out of the guys who do show up, lets say 10 guys, maybe 2 of them can get the job done. And that is a big maybe.

I’ve never understood why guys can’t get wood on sets. I know seasoned male strippers who can get wood on command during private parties in front of a room full of ugly white trash women, but put them in front of a camera and it’s limp dick city. A crane could not life their useless cocks.

I have wasted more time dealing with wanna be porn studs than I have with anything else. I mean a true waste of time. Who would of thought that the most difficult part of making porn was finding guys with hard dicks to perform? I’ve said it once and I’ve said it a hundred times, without a solid male performer you don’t have shit. Find a good male fuck monkey and 90% of your worries are over.

Male Talent aka “Fuck Monkeys”

I’m in the US now and hunting for some new guys to take to Thailand with me to bang girls and ladyboys. I have a few lined up but that is not what prompted me to post this. I need a few more.

I placed ads all over the local yahoo groups, Craig’s List and a few other sites that cater to the local sex scene. I gave very strict instructions as to what I was looking for and how to respond. One of the lines said “DO NOT REPLY WITHOUT A RECENT FULL NUDE PHOTO (not just your cock) OR WITHOUT LISTING YOUR AGE” and I go on to say how if you do the opposite of this, I will not even reply, blah, blah, blah and that there are no exceptions to this rule.

A few weeks have gone by and I have had close to 100 guys e-mail me. FOUR of them responded correctly. The other 96 either did not send photos, or sent me photos of their pathetic erect cocks and no mention of age.

Of course I did not reply to the idiots for some simple reason: If you can’t follow your FIRST simple instruction, I’m sure as hell not taking you to another country to shoot porn because you will be one of the idiots who get arrested or killed for doing something stupid. People, you are your own worst enemy. Self included.

I’m sure there are a few studs in that bunch but I’m not taking any chances. They had one simple thing they had to do, and the blew it.

It’s been a while since I’ve shot girls in the USA. Most of the time I only work with black models when I’m here because, well, because:

1) They usually work cheap and everyone knows how I love to exploit the black youth of America.

2) I am addicted to those round & brown bubble butts. I think black women are the most beautiful women on earth, but that doesn’t mean I won’t get one over them when it comes to making a profit in this business.

I’m in the country for a month or two and decided to shoot some new girls while I’m in. I’ll post pics of girls as I meet them (if I actually get off my ass to shoot any) but prepare yourself for a laugh. Whenever word is out that I’m hunting new models, the roaches come out of the cracks. If I put the word out, you’re gonna see some serious crack head skanks!!! Hopefully after about 20 broke down, beat up, street walking hookers, I’ll find 4 or 5 stallions that will make the cut.

In the end though, they are all the same. They will come to me dead broke, get paid anywhere from $200 – $500 and within 48 hours they will call me wanting to do another scene because they are broke. I will ask, “what did you do with your money?” and they will reply with something like, “I bought a lot of shoes.” This is why the people in the ghetto stay in the ghetto. They have no concept of a dollar or what to do with it. This doesn’t just apply to people in the hood though, this way of life is a global issue and you’ll find it anywhere you find poverty.

Somewhere during their 8 – 12 years in school, there needs to be a class that teaches children of all color how to responsibly handle money. These kids get out of school and just lose their mind when they get paid. I have a pimp friend who never gives his bitches all their money. I asked him why once and he told me that if he did, the bitches would kill themselves trying to spend the money on drugs or whatever. He said if he gave one of his bitches $500, she would be dead in 2 days. He himself went on to build a small empire only to have it all swept out from under him and locked up for 2 years (and some change) for various charges related to prostitution and promoting prostitution. Damn shame.

I guess you really can’t teach a Sneetch.

These guys work fast. I’m just home a few days and still wiping the shit from my pants from the police raid and they sent me the cover already of Pretty Little Latinas 32.

Sweet!

This video line is one of the hottest Latin lines out there IMHO, mostly shot in Brazil until now. We are very happy to be part of this series and take it to new countries.

We’re thinking about hitting Peru next. Gotta consult with Kincade and see what the great Oracle says. Or maybe we’ll just stick to Asia for a while.

This DVD hits the streets in 3 weeks, make sure you pick it up so our arrest was not in vain.

You can order direct by hitting them up here: Third World Media

I’m home 1 day and I read this. Things are getting WAY out of hand. They need to be worried about extremist trying to high-jack planes and not jack off material that is being carried INTO the USA. What is happening to this country?

Follow this link for the full story.

I wish them the best of luck trying to identify what obscenity or “normal pornography” is right there at the airport. “Normal pornography” for me is when 2 Asian girls are pissing on each other while getting fucked my multiple black men. So “normal pornography” is relative.

It does say on the customs form that “obscene material is GENERALLY prohibited” and I have used that argument many times when they have searched me and found my porn. So far no problems. Only time will see how far these ass hats will go. My guess is, they will go as far as they can and then go a little further. We’ll all let them do it and then complain along the way.

I knew this was going to happen the moment we met that little fucking Pimp kid. Even while trying to do the right thing and not work with him, the little fucker showed up the next day at our hotel with a few girls (who were over 18) in an attempt to pimp them out. Apparently he knew the taxi driver we were using and he brought that little fucker right back to us.

Here is a rough play by play of what happened.

At around 7:30am someone was knocking on my door. I’m naked, dazed and pissed off, but I get, turn on a light, wrap a towel around my bottom and walk over to open the hotel door. The moment I cracked it open, the force from the other side pushed it open as fast as they could. Within an instant, I was on the ground with what feels like boots on my neck, arms and legs, rendering me totally unmovable. There was fast, loud shouting in Spanish and I could see the barrels of a few large machine guns pointing at my head. Oh… my… God. I’m I being kidnapped? Is this the police? Am I going to die? All thoughts racing through my mind at a million miles a second. I came as close to shitting in my pants as a person can get, without actually shitting in their pants.

Colombian police raided our two hotel rooms SWAT style. About 20 military police and 5 or 6 more plain clothed special agents woke us up and turned our rooms upside down. Every pocket, every bag and every pillow case was checked as well as our computers and all our mini DVs that we had been shooting on.

During the process, we had no idea what was going on. After they slowed their speech down, I was able to understand they were there for the pornos and they left it at that.

We had two rooms, Derrick and I in one room, Kincade and Sand in the other. All the gear and mini DVs were in Kincade’s room, and the computer was in my room.

About 20 minutes after the raid on my room the phone rings. It’s kincade.

Kincade: Dude, are the police in your room?
Me: Yup.
Kincade: We’re fucked man.
Me: Did they find the camera?
Kincade: Yup. But they can’t figure out how to turn it on.
Me: Good, don’t show them. They will never figure it out.
Kincade: OK. You know Sand has weed, right?
Me: I do now. Yea, we’re fucked.
Kincade: I’ll call you back.
Me: OK, keep your cool. We’ll work through this.

20 minutes later my phone rings again.

Kincade: Dude, they figured out the camera and are watching the movies.
Me: Fuck!
Kincade: No worries though, the weed is hidden.
Me: OK, check back later.

About 30 minutes later, the phone rings yet again.

Kincade: They found the weed.
Me: That’s the good news I was looking for.
Kincade: See you at the jail boss.
Me: Yup.

After spending a few hours in the room, we were taken to a holding cell at the station.

We spent the next three days there. It was the longest three days of my life. No word of what the charges were. No phone calls allowed. No nothing.

On the last day, they come to the cell, open the door and tell us we are free to go. WTF!?!?

As it turns out, Colombia has a huge problem with pedophiles and people shooting child porn. When the pimp showed up at our hotel uninvited, the manager called the police as I’m sure it looked suspicious why a boy was coming to our hotel room with girls, who even though were over 18, they looked young.

The police came for us thinking we were fucking with kids. Of course we were not but they didn’t know that. They did a full investigation that took three days to confirm we were only shooting porn with legal models. Once they knew we were legit and their investigation was complete, they let us go but kept our gear. I was told we will get it back later but I’m not going to hold my breath on that one. Truth be told, I could care less, I have my freedom. The police didn’t give a shit about the weed, but kept it anyway.

I thought we were locked with the key tossed away, but they later said they could care less about the girls we had shot as long as they were of legal age. They were only there looking for pedophiles or child pornographers, which we are not, so we were free. They said shooting legal models there was not a problem, but I’ve had my fair share of fun in Cali, Colombia and it’s time to move on.

As we walk out of the station, Kincade turns to me and says, “where to now boss?” I didn’t know if he was just that hardcore or if he didn’t really fully understand the situation we were in. Either way, he’s a fucking Storm Trooper.

This was the 2nd most scary moment of my life. The 1st was in Venezuela a few years ago with my brother when we were taken off a bus in the Andes mountains (on the Colombia / Venezuela border) at gun point by guerrillas. They took all the men off the bus, lined us up and pointed guns at us while the leader checked our documents. It was without a doubt a shit your pants moment. In the end they let us all go but until we were put back on the bus, I thought death was just around the corner.

I think I’m going to check Colombia off my list of countries to shoot in. Eh, maybe not. What are the odds of this happening again? Right?

Sadly, all of us in the industry deal with pimps for talent some time or another. It may be the person running the “model agency”, a boyfriend or sometimes a real pimp that owns the girls and controls their every move. No, I’m not talking about Tera Patrick’s husband Evan (who’s a pretty decent guy), I’m talking about REAL PIMPS, not wanna be pimps. I’m talking about Pimps that will smack the taste out of your mouth and shank you if you cross him.

Now we’re in Cali, Colombia and in a few hours I am meeting with a Colombian pimp to see his selection of girls. If I am lucky 2 or 3 of them will be cute enough to shoot and this pimp will not become a pain in my ass and cause problems. Many of the guys running girls in this city are also connected with a drug cartel so it’s one of those delicate situations where you don’t want to find yourself stepping on any shoes or you very well may end up floating in a river somewhere. Hey, this is Colombia, shit like that happens.

I have dealt with pimps all over the world at one time or another and nothing makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up more than the Pimps here. Some of them are just down right scary. I don’t like guns and don’t I like guys who will use them on me even more. Maybe I should just send Sand and Kincade to deal with this guy today. What’s the worst that could happen? Heh.

Yea, I’m scum. I know. Being a “good guy” didn’t pay the bills.