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Full Metal Chaqueta

18 September 2005 by dwb

You have not lived until you’ve watched Full Metal Jacket in Spanish with someone who speaks Spanish and has never seen the movie before.

We’re in the hotel watching this classic flick and after the beginning where Sargent Gunnery Hartman is finished screaming bloody murder at the new recruits, Sand turns to me with a total dazed look on his face and says, “whoa man, I never hear someone talk so bad in all my life.” LOL It was classic. I wish I had a photo of his face.

If you’ve never seen this epic movie in English, check this clip out:

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Say What?

06 September 2005 by dwb

As we move to another city to track down a few guys who will bareback trannies in the ass, I find myself saying things that shock me as they leave my lips.

Let me share my top 10 favorites:

1. “I don’t have time to hang out in a strip club, I’m only here for the trannies. The women can wait.”

2. “No hookers for anyone until we find a pretty tranny with a working cock.”

3. “Do you want the tranny to cum in your ass or on your face?”

4. “Kincade, please don’t go and get drunk right now, I’m going to need your hard dick in a few hours.”

5. “Yes, I do think your pretty but I need to find some transsexuals first. Do you know any?”

6. “I swear I’m not gay or bi, its all for work. Honestly. Stop laughing. Hey, where are you going? I like girls. I love girls. OK… bye. I understand.”

7. “Sand, I need your hard cock over here right now. Rapido por favor!”

8. “Where are all the trannies? No? Donde esta la transvesties?”

9. (to hotel security) “Is it OK to bring girls to the room? Great… how about transsexuals? No? OK… bye.”

10. “I don’t ask for much. All I need is 10 shemales who can get hard and cum. Oh, and they have to be passable and be willing to take an HIV test and bareback on video.”

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