When dudes are uploading tube videos of themselves beating off to your videos, you can pat yourself on the back and bask in the sweet warm glow of success.
I’m not going to watch this guy rub one off to find out, but if any of you do and he shoots his load on his screen, please post a comment here about it. It would bring Kincade great joy to know his face was covered in man juice.
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you”, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct … leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a Divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”
Not only is this a clever name, but you can check it to see if China has blocked your website. Behold, the Great Firewall Of China!
Click Here to check your site.
As of today, Heathens Highway is blocked from the great red commies.
I would eat a mountain of dick just to spend one hour in between this baby maker’s glorious tits.
Yurizan is my new addiction, and it’s a bad one. For what I like in a woman in terms of body build and over appearance, it does not get any more perfect that this.
SweetYurizan.com is her site.
Seriously, I’d make a lot of babies with this woman, regardless of if she is bat shit crazy or not, and chances are she is. Actually… scratch that, I’d make a tribe with her. I’d breed her until her uterus fell out.
OK… the restraining order should be arriving any time now I’m sure. Any minute now… Any minute…
Since the last post it struck me that I have never shared my favorite site on the internet with you.
I’m talking about my all time, number one, I could do without every other site online as long as I had this one…
This free site is my house of worship. I pray daily to this site and all of the thick, big tittied Japanese women on it. This is holy cyberspace and I treat it as such.
Take a look for yourself at some of the galleries on the site and feast your eyes on the most glorious tits in Japan.
You may find that it is time to change your religion. But I warn you my brothers… if you are already into big boobed Asian girls , proceed with extreme caution, this is a slippery slope.
Found this on a message board today.
A Serious Question about Superman’s Sperm
“So this week has been stupidly crazy for me, from working like a mule (not a sexy mule mind you) all week to the peak of me nearly getting my foot cut off from my new lawn mower (look, they expect you to read a manual to properly operate the machine, manuals are miniature books!), it’s just been a overly crappy time. Well I finally got to go see Superman Returns with a friend and we got into a highly gay debate about Superman’s… sperm. Keep in mind that everything below would fall into the SPOILER category, so if you haven’t seen Superman Returns, just don’t read any further. Unless you like sperm. Then you can keep reading.
Being an avid superman comic book fan for the majority of my life, I was quite perplexed by Superman having a child with Lois Lane. It wasn’t a problem at first as from Superman II we all know that Superman was temporarily powerless and banged Lois like a set of expensive drums, but regardless throughout the movie (Superman Returns) we are questioning whether or not the kid is Superman’s or not. Well in Superman Returns, towards the 2.5ish hour mark we actually find out that the kid is his because the kid goes apeshit and murders a guy (now that’s going to fuck up his psychology) by throwing a piano at the dude… so now we are 100% certain the kid is his.
Ok, so this is where the debate began. Since there are only three really established ways to kill Superman, those being Kryptonite, Magic, and Gargantuan amounts of pure physical strength (ala Doomsday), we can assume then that all of Superman’s cells are near about completely immortal. So Superman bangs Lois, shoots her full of billions of sperm (hell, this is superman bitch, TRILLIONS of sperm). Since then all of his cells are immortal, wouldn’t this make it so that his sperm would forever be inside of her, continuously impregnating her again and again and again after each pregnancy? So shouldn’t she have five super brats hanging around?
Well… this debate probably would have continued but it was turning super gay. I never got into my final closing arguments about whether or not super abortions could have been used to terminate her future pregnancies by using kryptonite laced cannula or nice pair of kryptonite forceps. Oh well, maybe during the next Superman movie they will get into the many super abortions she had to endure to get rid of all those half kryptonian freaks.”
The best reply in the entire thread was from “MaddCaz.”
“No such thing as a serious question about Superman’s sperm.”
On a message board today there was discussion of how the world would end. This post by KRL caught my eye.
* The K-T asteroid that destroyed most of the mammal and bird life on earth 65 million years ago was only 10 kilometers in size. Scientists believed it emptied the water out of the Gulf of Mexico and sent waves over 2,000 ft high into the US, Mexico and South America and left the earth in complete darkness for about a year which shut down the food chain. Winds caused by the pressure of the impact explosion may have reached over 2,000 mph.
Astronomers estimate there are over 1,000 near earth objects over 1 mile wide.
About once every 2,000 years a significant asteroid hits the earth. If one hits a city it would be total destruction much like an atomic blast. Most hit the water since the earth is 75% ocean. However tsunamis caused by these strikes generally cause waves from 300 to 1000 feet high. So even without a direct city hit, you could still see massive coastal city destruction with a just right impact.
* A super volcano at Yellowstone which is building up magma at an alarming rate is also a serious concern. Scientists are expecting this within 600,000 to 650,000 years from the last one. We are now 640,000 years since this happened so it could happen at any time. Magma would be flung more than 50 kilometers into the atmosphere. Within a thousand kilometers virtually all life would be killed by falling ash, lava flows and the sheer explosive force of the eruption. Volcanic ash would cover places thousands of miles away. One thousand cubic kilometers of lava would pour out of the volcano itself, enough to coat the whole of the USA with a layer a few inches thick. The explosion would have a force 1000-2500 times that of Mount St. Helens.
* A mega tsunami could occur in the Canary Islands Cumbre Vieja Volcano. Although there is now some evidence indicating the original analysis of this is not possible, if it does occur the entire US east coast would be hit with a 100 to 300 foot wave that would go inland about 12 miles.
* The earth’s magnetic pole reversal which many scientists believe could occur in our lifetime, would also destroy much life on earth, since losing its protective magnetic envelope, the atmosphere would expand and become thinner, possibly leading to altitude sickness near sea level. No longer filtered out, deadly cosmic rays would kill most if, not all, living creatures on the surface. Only those living in deep caves would be safe. Everything electronic on earth would no longer function. Some theorize such a shift may even cause a complete plate shift which would cause winds, earthquakes and tsunamis on an intensity of unimaginable proportions.
* In terms of a World War III and IV total annihilation nuclear event, Albert Einstein summed that up best with his statement, “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
I was told this is the filthiest photo on the internet.
Photoshopped it may be, and disgusting it is, but if there is one worse, I don’t want to see it.
Of course Goatse or Tub Girl are disgusting photos, but neither of them involve a pig or sausage.
Actually, now that I think about it, Tub Girl is worse because it’s real. So is Goatse. So I may be wrong here. This may only be the 3rd filthiest photo online.
If you live in a cave and don’t know about those two pics, you should search for them. You’ll know when you find it.
I found this photo today on a message board and they were discussing how it was a photo shoot gone wrong.
Holy shit!
I can’t imagine how many turds the photographer had in his pants when this happened. I have no idea how it ended, but I hope nobody actually got hurt.
What a cluster fuck.
If anyone has more info on this, I’d love to hear it.
This is a great pic. I’m not sure where it hangs or who took it but I want to thank John for sending it to me today.
* They left out the #1 and #2 thing that an older man can give a schoolgirl: LOTS OF CASH and the best 3 minutes of his life! 
Look at this if you dare. Then find Jesus because your going to need him. But before you even think about Jesus, meet Buck.
OK, now start thinking about Jesus.
Where do we go from here? Please enlighten me because after this, I’m not sure what’s going on anymore.
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. This guy was one of the looters in New Orleans and this photo hit the internetz and within hours, 100′s of new pics of him have been created.
If this cat isn’t the greasiest, nappiest, funkiest ass black man on the planet, I don’t know who is. Off all the things to be looting, he chooses beer. He even has one in his back pocket. Maybe Looter Guy and Kincade are related? Hmmmmmm.
Looter Guy even has a website. Check it out here.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
Does anyone know who made this or if there is more of it?
If porn at the airport is going to be seized, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when some weirdo comes through with an entire laptop full of crazy shit like this.
