Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.
When dudes are uploading tube videos of themselves beating off to your videos, you can pat yourself on the back and bask in the sweet warm glow of success.
I’m not going to watch this guy rub one off to find out, but if any of you do and he shoots his load on his screen, please post a comment here about it. It would bring Kincade great joy to know his face was covered in man juice.
Enter the world of VegPorn.com
Since the last post it struck me that I have never shared my favorite site on the internet with you.
I’m talking about my all time, number one, I could do without every other site online as long as I had this one…
This free site is my house of worship. I pray daily to this site and all of the thick, big tittied Japanese women on it. This is holy cyberspace and I treat it as such.
Take a look for yourself at some of the galleries on the site and feast your eyes on the most glorious tits in Japan.
You may find that it is time to change your religion. But I warn you my brothers… if you are already into big boobed Asian girls , proceed with extreme caution, this is a slippery slope.
On a message board today there was discussion of how the world would end. This post by KRL caught my eye.
* The K-T asteroid that destroyed most of the mammal and bird life on earth 65 million years ago was only 10 kilometers in size. Scientists believed it emptied the water out of the Gulf of Mexico and sent waves over 2,000 ft high into the US, Mexico and South America and left the earth in complete darkness for about a year which shut down the food chain. Winds caused by the pressure of the impact explosion may have reached over 2,000 mph.
Astronomers estimate there are over 1,000 near earth objects over 1 mile wide.
About once every 2,000 years a significant asteroid hits the earth. If one hits a city it would be total destruction much like an atomic blast. Most hit the water since the earth is 75% ocean. However tsunamis caused by these strikes generally cause waves from 300 to 1000 feet high. So even without a direct city hit, you could still see massive coastal city destruction with a just right impact.
* A super volcano at Yellowstone which is building up magma at an alarming rate is also a serious concern. Scientists are expecting this within 600,000 to 650,000 years from the last one. We are now 640,000 years since this happened so it could happen at any time. Magma would be flung more than 50 kilometers into the atmosphere. Within a thousand kilometers virtually all life would be killed by falling ash, lava flows and the sheer explosive force of the eruption. Volcanic ash would cover places thousands of miles away. One thousand cubic kilometers of lava would pour out of the volcano itself, enough to coat the whole of the USA with a layer a few inches thick. The explosion would have a force 1000-2500 times that of Mount St. Helens.
* A mega tsunami could occur in the Canary Islands Cumbre Vieja Volcano. Although there is now some evidence indicating the original analysis of this is not possible, if it does occur the entire US east coast would be hit with a 100 to 300 foot wave that would go inland about 12 miles.
* The earth’s magnetic pole reversal which many scientists believe could occur in our lifetime, would also destroy much life on earth, since losing its protective magnetic envelope, the atmosphere would expand and become thinner, possibly leading to altitude sickness near sea level. No longer filtered out, deadly cosmic rays would kill most if, not all, living creatures on the surface. Only those living in deep caves would be safe. Everything electronic on earth would no longer function. Some theorize such a shift may even cause a complete plate shift which would cause winds, earthquakes and tsunamis on an intensity of unimaginable proportions.
* In terms of a World War III and IV total annihilation nuclear event, Albert Einstein summed that up best with his statement, “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
I was told this is the filthiest photo on the internet.
Photoshopped it may be, and disgusting it is, but if there is one worse, I don’t want to see it.
Of course Goatse or Tub Girl are disgusting photos, but neither of them involve a pig or sausage.
Actually, now that I think about it, Tub Girl is worse because it’s real. So is Goatse. So I may be wrong here. This may only be the 3rd filthiest photo online.
If you live in a cave and don’t know about those two pics, you should search for them. You’ll know when you find it.
I found this photo today on a message board and they were discussing how it was a photo shoot gone wrong.
Holy shit!
I can’t imagine how many turds the photographer had in his pants when this happened. I have no idea how it ended, but I hope nobody actually got hurt.
What a cluster fuck.
If anyone has more info on this, I’d love to hear it.
This is a great pic. I’m not sure where it hangs or who took it but I want to thank John for sending it to me today.
* They left out the #1 and #2 thing that an older man can give a schoolgirl: LOTS OF CASH and the best 3 minutes of his life! 
Look at this if you dare. Then find Jesus because your going to need him. But before you even think about Jesus, meet Buck.
OK, now start thinking about Jesus.
Where do we go from here? Please enlighten me because after this, I’m not sure what’s going on anymore.
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. This guy was one of the looters in New Orleans and this photo hit the internetz and within hours, 100’s of new pics of him have been created.
If this cat isn’t the greasiest, nappiest, funkiest ass black man on the planet, I don’t know who is. Off all the things to be looting, he chooses beer. He even has one in his back pocket. Maybe Looter Guy and Kincade are related? Hmmmmmm.
Looter Guy even has a website. Check it out here.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
Does anyone know who made this or if there is more of it?
If porn at the airport is going to be seized, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when some weirdo comes through with an entire laptop full of crazy shit like this.