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Cutting off big black tranny dicks

02 March 2007 by dwb

I think I blacked this one out, but it just creeped back into my brain for some reason, and I’m going to share it with you.

So… I met a black transsexual while I was picking up a black girl that I was about to shoot for a scene. I have no clue how the topic turned to this but we started talking about sex change operations and she, the tranny, told me how there was a guy in “Over The Rhine” (the Cincinnati ghetto) that did full sex change operations IN HIS APARTMENT!!!!

Yes, you read that right. Some loon was chopping off inner city tranny cocks IN HIS APARTMENT, and the trannys were lined up to have it done!!!

You know what… this is so heinous I don’t even want to continue this post. I’m remembering the conversation I had with that poor tranny who was going to have her cock chopped at this crazy dudes house and I’m getting all weird about it.

I’m out.

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Phimosis

08 January 2007 by dwb

We learn something new every day, and what I just learned has been driving me crazy for 2 years. But now I know what it is.

Every since I started shooting Asian transsexuals I noticed many of them had a problem where their penis heads could not come outside of the foreskin. Many of them said it was painful when their cocks became hard, and by the looks of things, I believe them.

Well, it turns out they suffer from a medical condition called Phimosis.

This of course also gives the illusion of a limp cock if you are not able to see the head of the penis.

I kept getting mails from my distributor telling me they needed photos of ladyboys with hard cocks, and I was sending them photos with hard cocks. It was very frustrating to say the least, but now I know I have Wikipedia to back me up.

Click Here to see what Wikipedia has to say about Phimosis.

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The End Of The World

03 April 2006 by dwb

On a message board today there was discussion of how the world would end. This post by KRL caught my eye.

* The K-T asteroid that destroyed most of the mammal and bird life on earth 65 million years ago was only 10 kilometers in size. Scientists believed it emptied the water out of the Gulf of Mexico and sent waves over 2,000 ft high into the US, Mexico and South America and left the earth in complete darkness for about a year which shut down the food chain. Winds caused by the pressure of the impact explosion may have reached over 2,000 mph.

Astronomers estimate there are over 1,000 near earth objects over 1 mile wide.

About once every 2,000 years a significant asteroid hits the earth. If one hits a city it would be total destruction much like an atomic blast. Most hit the water since the earth is 75% ocean. However tsunamis caused by these strikes generally cause waves from 300 to 1000 feet high. So even without a direct city hit, you could still see massive coastal city destruction with a just right impact.

* A super volcano at Yellowstone which is building up magma at an alarming rate is also a serious concern. Scientists are expecting this within 600,000 to 650,000 years from the last one. We are now 640,000 years since this happened so it could happen at any time. Magma would be flung more than 50 kilometers into the atmosphere. Within a thousand kilometers virtually all life would be killed by falling ash, lava flows and the sheer explosive force of the eruption. Volcanic ash would cover places thousands of miles away. One thousand cubic kilometers of lava would pour out of the volcano itself, enough to coat the whole of the USA with a layer a few inches thick. The explosion would have a force 1000-2500 times that of Mount St. Helens.

* A mega tsunami could occur in the Canary Islands Cumbre Vieja Volcano. Although there is now some evidence indicating the original analysis of this is not possible, if it does occur the entire US east coast would be hit with a 100 to 300 foot wave that would go inland about 12 miles.

* The earth’s magnetic pole reversal which many scientists believe could occur in our lifetime, would also destroy much life on earth, since losing its protective magnetic envelope, the atmosphere would expand and become thinner, possibly leading to altitude sickness near sea level. No longer filtered out, deadly cosmic rays would kill most if, not all, living creatures on the surface. Only those living in deep caves would be safe. Everything electronic on earth would no longer function. Some theorize such a shift may even cause a complete plate shift which would cause winds, earthquakes and tsunamis on an intensity of unimaginable proportions.

* In terms of a World War III and IV total annihilation nuclear event, Albert Einstein summed that up best with his statement, “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

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Eating dog in Vietnam

24 March 2006 by dwb

If you have ever been to Thailand, one of the first things you will notice (besides the awful stench blowing out of the street drains) is the insane amount of stray dogs running around. There are too many to count.

Some dogs will even walk right out into traffic and lay down in the middle of the street. Many of them won’t even get up when the horns honk at them. These are suicidal dogs. Until I came to Thailand, I had no idea dogs actually wanted to die and made attempts to do so.

Stray dogs are everywhere in Thailand. Foreigners usually call them “soi dogs.” In Vietnam, they are called “food.”

In the short amount of time I’ve been in Vietnam, I’ve yet to see a single stray dog. Not one.

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Team America – Backstage

08 March 2006 by dwb

Team America… Fuck ya!

I have a friend who just happens to know the cats who made the puppets for Team America. So while we were out for lunch, we stopped by and low and behold, there hung the Team America puppets. Very cool.

Without hesitation we went for the females and molested them, taking these pics along the way. This is all I’ll show of the molestation unless there is interest to see naked puppet bodies. But then I’d wonder about what kind of a sick fuck would want to watch us molest puppets. That could make things funny between us so lets just leave it here.

We played with these things for hours, recreating scenes from the movie and laughing until we cried, pissed, and then cried some more.

Enjoy the pics.

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Limp dick ladyboys

17 December 2005 by dwb

Transsexuals often take hormones and this can cause them to have soft cocks. Normally that is not an issue, but when you’re shooting porn, you need a hard cock.

It’s a good thing we have Hicks around to fluff them.

This pic is a snapshot of Hicks doing what he does best. But in this case, nothing was going to get this little ladyboy hard. She was the little ladyboy who thought she could.

She flat out lied to me about being able to get hard and had nothing but a limp baby dick the entire time. It was a wasted time and wasted money, as I make it a point to sell ladyboy porn where all of the ladyboys have hard cocks.

At least Hicks got to suck some dick. After this shoot we went to see King Kong. Made me forget all about limp ladyboy cocks for 3 hours.

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