11 November 2005
by dwb
Why is it so difficult to find a big hard cock in this business? When your looking for new guys, 99% of them won’t even show up to meet you after you waste your time talking to them for weeks. Then, out of the guys who do show up, lets say 10 guys, maybe 2 of them can get the job done. And that is a big maybe.
I’ve never understood why guys can’t get wood on sets. I know seasoned male strippers who can get wood on command during private parties in front of a room full of ugly white trash women, but put them in front of a camera and it’s limp dick city. A crane could not life their useless cocks.
I have wasted more time dealing with wanna be porn studs than I have with anything else. I mean a true waste of time. Who would of thought that the most difficult part of making porn was finding guys with hard dicks to perform? I’ve said it once and I’ve said it a hundred times, without a solid male performer you don’t have shit. Find a good male fuck monkey and 90% of your worries are over.
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Categories: Keepin It Real, Porno, Thinking Out Loud
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Tags: How can I be a porn star?, Idiots, What The Fuck
30 October 2005
by dwb
Male Talent aka “Fuck Monkeys”
I’m in the US now and hunting for some new guys to take to Thailand with me to bang girls and ladyboys. I have a few lined up but that is not what prompted me to post this. I need a few more.
I placed ads all over the local yahoo groups, Craig’s List and a few other sites that cater to the local sex scene. I gave very strict instructions as to what I was looking for and how to respond. One of the lines said “DO NOT REPLY WITHOUT A RECENT FULL NUDE PHOTO (not just your cock) OR WITHOUT LISTING YOUR AGE” and I go on to say how if you do the opposite of this, I will not even reply, blah, blah, blah and that there are no exceptions to this rule.
A few weeks have gone by and I have had close to 100 guys e-mail me. FOUR of them responded correctly. The other 96 either did not send photos, or sent me photos of their pathetic erect cocks and no mention of age.
Of course I did not reply to the idiots for some simple reason: If you can’t follow your FIRST simple instruction, I’m sure as hell not taking you to another country to shoot porn because you will be one of the idiots who get arrested or killed for doing something stupid. People, you are your own worst enemy. Self included.
I’m sure there are a few studs in that bunch but I’m not taking any chances. They had one simple thing they had to do, and the blew it.
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Categories: Porno, Thailand, Thinking Out Loud, Uncategorized
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Tags: How can I be a porn star?, Idiots, Ladyboys, Ohio, Transsexuals