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The gift of surprise

15 December 2005 by dwb

You never know what is going to happen on a shoot. Usually they go somewhat as planned. Sometimes they don’t. And sometimes you are given little gifts that make it all worthwhile.

Today I was given a small gift.

We were filming a ladyboy bukkake scene (the first ever I believe) and I took my eye off the camera and scene for just a moment to make sure I was not going to step on something I didn’t want to step on, and I saw what you see in the photo.

This was totally unexpected and the last time I saw him, he was fully dressed in the other room.

Good laughs.

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Big Ladyboy Cock

15 December 2005 by dwb

What a night last night. I had two Thai hookers sucking me off in the blow job bar and drained every drop of nut from my balls. It was incredible.

After the BJs, we headed to Nana Plaza where we met a ladyboy named Nadia who has a 10 inch cock. For a Brazilian that may be the norm but for an Asian transsexual, it is just insane. It is bat shit crazy. Notice there are 4 hands on it and the head still pops out of the top! And yes, both the small ladyboy and the guy took it in the ass until they bled.

Ladyboy Nadia

Big Cock Nadia

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In love with a Ladyboy

06 December 2005 by dwb

Ok, so it’s true. I have fallen in love with a ladyboy and her name is Eye.

It was love at first site.

And once she wrapped her warm lips around my throbbing cock, I was shouting out my ATM pin number.

She had me at “Sawadee Kha” and now she will be adding me to her list of boyfriends who send her money every month via Western Union, but she says I’m her number one boyfriend, and I believe her.

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Turning Japanese

05 October 2005 by dwb

“I’m turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so, Turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so, I’m turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so, Turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so…”

What a great song. I get happy every time I hear it. Then I get wood thinking about all the hot Japanese girls who long for my seed.

I have to really stop looking at Japanese porn cause it’s making me lose focus. These girls are so damn cute I can’t stand it. I’m not sure who these pics belong to but I’m going to dedicate some sperm to each and every one of them.

I’m thinking it’s time to devote an entire section to the awesomeness of Japanese chicks.

Amazing body! Mmmmmmmm.

Please, email me with your favorite Jgirls. I need them!

Perfect titties Wife material

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Goat meat is the answer

19 September 2005 by dwb

I love to eat almost as much as I love to fuck. Almost. Not just any food that you put in front of me, but BAD food. Chocolate, pizza, French fries, ice cream… pretty much everything that will give me a heart attack.

For the past 4 weeks I have been living on shit food. Mostly pizza and chocolate bars because the food in Colombia is just horrible. You can only eat so much chicken and beef before you snap. The smell of these two meats make me want to vomit right now. I have eaten at least 100 birds and a few cows on this trip, I’m sure of it.

Maybe goat meat is the answer? I started drinking warm goat milk the other day it to be honest with you, it wasn’t that bad. Kind of thick, but really not bad. That reminds me, we have been trying to get Kincade to drink cow milk straight from the tit for a case of beer. That fucker will do just about anything for beer but for some reason he wont suck a cows tit. Go figure.

I hear there is a waffle restaurant somewhere in the city and that’s going to be my mission for today. A Belgium waffle with ice cream and strawberries on it. I’ve got 83% wood just thinking about it.

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Maybe it’s time to become a vegetarian.

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The Donkey Fucker

29 August 2005 by dwb

As promised, here are some pics of Donkey Fucker #1. The O.G. of Donkey Fuckers. Coma burra numbro uno. “Fucking Rad” are the only words that comes to mind when describing the O.G. of Donkey fuckers.

The Donkey Fucker

Seriously, this guy was so creepy and bad ass at the same time, I wanted to put him on the payroll. He belongs with us. I’m gonna keep him for as long as he’s willing to stay. Any man who will raw dog a donkey is OK in my book. My gut instinct says you could trust a guy like this.

Criminals

He's getting wood...

The guy is Epic.

These guys came to worship The Donkey Fucker. I don’t blame them. If it wasn’t such a common thing in this area of Colombia, I’m sure they would come by the 1000s to get a glimpse of this madness.

Worshipers

Many of you have friends who do dumb shit. Maybe one of them can drink a bucket of beer through his nose or something, and maybe one is a good fighter or can break down a car engine in record time. But nobody holds a candle to a grown man who repeatedly fucks baby donkeys with a smile on his face. I think this is even discussed in the Bible somewhere. Look it up.

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