Heathens Highway

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Turning Japanese

05 October 2005 by dwb

“I’m turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so, Turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so, I’m turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so, Turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so…”

What a great song. I get happy every time I hear it. Then I get wood thinking about all the hot Japanese girls who long for my seed.

I have to really stop looking at Japanese porn cause it’s making me lose focus. These girls are so damn cute I can’t stand it. I’m not sure who these pics belong to but I’m going to dedicate some sperm to each and every one of them.

I’m thinking it’s time to devote an entire section to the awesomeness of Japanese chicks.

Amazing body! Mmmmmmmm.

Please, email me with your favorite Jgirls. I need them!

Perfect titties Wife material

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Latina Cleavage

25 August 2005 by dwb

If any of you have been to a Latin country, or maybe even live in an area that is thick with Latinas, you will know that the women LOVE to show off their cleavage. To the point that it’s unhealthy. To the point that you eye ball them thinking of ways to rip their shirts off and get away with it. All day it’s an overkill of boobs coming at you.

Right now, I’m sitting in an internet cafe and the rack on the girl working here is enough to turn a man into a sex offender. Seriously. I’m guessing she is a natural DD and 70% of her tits are showing with monster cleavage. She has on a tight tank top with boobs to just die for. Boobs to KILL FOR! Wars are started over tits like this. Brothers kill brothers over tits like this. And eventually, the end of mankind will come because of boobs like this. And God dammit, if “death by titties” is how I’m going to go, that is a noble death.

I need to get out of here and rub one off. I’ll be back later.

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$300 Colombian Hookers

17 August 2005 by dwb

Yesterday I posted photos of these girls with retarded kids. What I forgot to post is that there was some pimp at the show telling us they will come to your room for $300 (USD) an hour. Being the trick that I am, I took his number and told him I would call him in a few days to line something up.

Which one? In the middle?

It is impossible for me to choose which one (or two) I will fuck. Just look at them!!!! I’m going to tell the pimp that I’ll take the one that will let me blow a load in her pussy and see what he says. I’ll even pay extra for that.

How can you choose?

I’ve let women who don’t look anywhere near as good as these whores ruin my life and try to kill me. The way I see it, I’m drawn to that sort of a woman so I may as well get the most expensive, reckless and hottest one I can find. Right? I mean, look at them. I know they are expensive to “keep” but God damn, it just may be worth it for 6 months or so until you get tired of fucking her.

Peep the one on the far right. OMG!

Wow indeed.

Honestly, if I didn’t have work to do today I’d be shacked up smoking weed and drinking rum with 2 of these hookers right now.

This one may be THE ONE...

Creampie material

I almost feel bad saying this, but if you have a woman at home, stop reading right now and go into the room where she is and punch her right in the mouth. I’m usually not one to condone violence against females (unless they throw first) but I’d just wanna kill myself if I was a chick and got a look at these hookers.

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Models and Special Kids

16 August 2005 by dwb

Remember I was talking about a model show a few posts ago? Well, this is what it was.

I'm in love

I want one!

As you can tell, it was beautiful Colombian models doing a fashion show with “special” kids. Coke snorting hotties with retards. Who came up with this idea? I like it!

I'll take it!

Peep the one on the left. OMG!

It was kind of strange watching it because you would be looking at the model, get turned on, then see the kid and lose your wood. Impossible to maintain a constant wood factor of 100%. It was cool of the girls to do though, the kids loved it even if my cock didn’t.

Wife material.

Thank you lord!

We tried to get one of the girls to walk the runway with Kincade but they wouldn’t let him. I did my best to convince them he is retarded, and he gives it hell, but they just wouldn’t budge. You can bet if he was 10 years old he’d be up there.

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