I saw this coming and only have 2 words for all of the parties involved in this case: “Forensic Evidence”
Next time you may want to do a little of that before you bring someone around the world and create a media frenzy. The guy is a pedo for sure, but a little homework would have saved a lot of time, effort, money and embarrassment.
Lets chalk this one up as a Forensic Fail.
I took a healthy shit today, stood up to wipe my ass and low and behold I had a toilet full of bloody poo!!! WTF!?!
This was a first, so I’m a little freaked out and have been surfing the web looking for answers all night. I guess I’m going to go to the hospital tomorrow and get checked out.
Just thought you would all like to know.
And for the record, contrary to popular belief, nothing has been inserted into my ass. So please spare me the wise ass comments. Thanks.
I’m going to be posting on some past events, in no order so try to stay with me.
My friend Jimmy came to town after a 2 year absence due to a run-in with INTERPOL and the Royal Thai Police. It was all a huge mix up, be he still had to sort it out.
His first night walking back at Nana Plaza he was telling me how good it felt to be back and problem free. About that time some drunken soccer hooligan just walked up and punched him right in the face. (BTW… this is him about to suck a girls nipple inside a bar. Not big deal, but the girl came with her boyfriend who just walked off to the bathroom.)
Jimmy did the smart thing and walked away because he knew if all hell broke loose it was going to cramp our evening. So he walked over to the cops to round this guy up, but the drunk took off running and the hunt was on.
All of us were looking for this guy when I’m spotted by a guy talking to a ladyboy, “hey are you Dimitri?” he asked. Fuck, not now! Bad timing.
I didn’t have time to talk but it ended up being Vin Cross, a new guy shooting over here in Thailand. I wasn’t being rude to him, but it was honestly the worst time in the world to try to talk to me as we were all hunting this prick who sucker punched Jimmy in the mouth.
The cops finally found the prick and this ass hat decided he wanted to fight the cops… you know the rest of this story so I won’t waste my time writing it.
The punch was wasn’t a strong one, but what made it bad was just a few hours before Jimmy had to have one of his teeth pulled at the hospital, and as luck would have it, he got hit right there where the tooth was just removed. Ouch.
That is the end of that story.
Back in the saddle, this soi dog was on the streets and macking bitches like the old days. Whores, non-whores, business women… all fair game for Jimmy. He’s fluent in Thai, reads and writes it, and knows how to play the game here. Three girls a day, never pays, a true mack in every sense of the word. He even has hi-so girls with rich daddies take him shopping. If anyone truly deserved a key to the city here, it is this guy.
This pic is him and his pasty white ass humping the pizza delivery girl (from Pizza Company) on my bed. No shit. I ordered pizza, he gets laid.
I pay for the pizza, he fucks for free on my bed.
See what I’m talking about? Bow to the power.
Famed researcher Dr. Robert Hare stated in his 1993 book Without Conscience: The Disturbing World of the Psychopaths Among Us that many, if not most people in the adult film industry are clinical psychopaths (he also included prisons, stock markets, and even politics as areas with above normal psychopath populations).
He describes psychopaths as “intraspecies predators who use charm, manipulation, intimidation, and violence to control others and to satisfy their own selfish needs. Lacking in conscience and in feelings for others, they cold-bloodedly take what they want and do as they please, violating social norms and expectations without the slightest sense of guilt or regret.”
According to Hare, people in the adult film industry, including producers, frequently exhibit traits common to psychopaths, including superficial charm, constant need for stimulation and instant gratification, sexual promiscuity, lack of anxiety, lack of remorse or guilt, short term marriages, inability to sustain relationships, impulsivity, irresponsibility, and substance abuse.
Yup… that pretty much hits the nail on the head.
More info about porn actors: Wikipedia
Yea, I’ve been slacking but I slept with a 19 year old Filipina Virgin last night to make up for it. God bless the Philippines.
Anyhoo… lots has been going on since I was attacked by a soi dog. The FBI started doing 2257 record inspections and so far 3 DVD companies have been inspected. From what I hear all passed but we both know that all it’s going to take is one company to not have to together and it’s going to be a feeding frenzy.
I’m confident I would be OK during an inspection, but how nervous would that be to have the FBI in your home or office looking through your shit?
Another soi dog rolled into town and has been spreading his seed across the Kingdom. Jimmy is in town and it’s been two years since he was here. He deserves his own post so I will get to that soon. Stand by for his story.
My ingrown toenail is back. That was the downer of the week. I think when I get back to the USA I’m going to bite the bullet and have it cut out for good. The entire nail gone. I have endured pain like a person should never have to endure with this nail getting clipped in Colombia twice and Thailand four times… no numbing, just some girl in a salon with clippers and my puss filled toe… and yet here it is again.
At this point it may hurt less to just get the toe amputated.
“But then you can’t walk” is what you are saying now, but since I’m on it let me tell you a story about the last time I slept with a virgin.
I lost my virginity to my high school sweetheart and she was missing her big toe. Apparently her father was cutting the grass on his riding lawn mower and had her in his lap. Well, she fall off and her little leg went under the mower and somehow only her big toe was cut off. Truly a miracle. She walks fine and has perfect balance so the myth about losing your balance without a big toe is busted. My God was that girl sexy with a huge set of milky tits that were way too big for her age. Good times. 
I’d pay good money to hit that again.
That is probably a lot of info for you to process so I will leave you alone for a bit to figure it all out. I’m going to bed to dream about sleeping with virgins with big tits, but I will probably end up having nightmares about giant big toes. I hate when I have that dream.
I had a good day today and didn’t even have to scream or abuse any Thai people. Baby steps.
Anyhoo… I have three types of women that flip my trigger and cause me to act stupidly without thought or any regard to life or limb.
* Not in order of importance *
1) MILFS: (Mom I’d Like to Fuck) sexy moms around 28 years and older.
2) Teens: 18 – 19 years old. Young, fit girls with tight bodies and very little experience.
3) Super Whores: A girl of any age who will do just about anything, at any time, with no questions asked.
Please humor me while I discuss the pros and cons of each, then you can discuss amongst yourself.
Eye Candy
Without question teens win this one. A MILF can be sexy with a set of big floppy tits and a fat ass, but when your looking at a little spinner bouncing on your cock with little A or B cups and a bald beaver… that was what Willis was talkin’ ’bout. Firm bodies, tight stomachs, perky little tits, fresh faces, and bubble butts. I’m sporting about 92% wood right now just thinking about it.
Super whores can sometimes be good eye candy because they know how to dress to kill. That is a job requirement of a super whore. They also know how to flaunt it in the sack to turn you on. Another job requirement. It is as if their only purpose on this planet is to milk the cum out of cocks.
MILFs are sexy and sometimes when I am craving fat tits, they are also good eye candy, but when it comes to eye cancy, nothing beats a young girl fresh out of high school. Nothing.
Sexual Performance, Technique and Skill
Super whores and MILFs run neck and neck on this one. Both are experienced in the sack and most of them really enjoy fucking. However, a super whore may beat out the MILF in the long run because she is… a super whore and possesses super powers.
Teens do not generally rank here. She may have power like the energizer bunny but that is as good as it gets. At such a young age they are usually insecure and unsure of their bodies, and most of them don’t yet know exactly how to please themselves.
Of course the exception to this rule is teens who were sexually abused and used a lot growing up. These teens are generally better fucks than the average teen, but still not up to par with a super whore or a MILF.
Some of the best sex I’ve had sas been with MILFs and super whores. Most of my girlfriends have been super whores because that is what I’m usually attracted to. If they are bi-polar, that is a bonus. I like the rush I guess. What does that say about me?
Though, I have to admit, as I get older I am steering clear of super whores for anything other than a short-time fuck in a cheap hotel.
But today, someone flipped the script.
Today I fucked a girl who has only been 18 for a few weeks and she fucked me within an inch of my life with the same passion, vigor and determination as any super whore or MILF could ever have. I was blown away with this little girl. She was a teenage super whore (TSW). Probably abused as a kid, but she was a bigger slut than the abused girls usually are. It was mind blowing how amazing this TSW was.
She is in my bed sleeping as I type this and I would like to add that she is sucking her thumb. Yea, really. I think I’m getting married. In the words of the great poet David Coverdale, “Here we go again.”
So I got my ass kicked by a ladyboy. So what?
She studied Muay Thai for 8 years, I studied Nintendo.
Truth be told, it wasn’t even much of a fight, it was more like a fast massacre.
She was at least nice enough to make me dinner after she tenderized my face. Jenny may be all the nasty things I have said in the past, but she is also an incredible cook. Though afterward, the truth came out that she whacked off on the chicken before she cooked it.
Hell is… getting your ass kicked by a girl with a bigger cock than yours.
Fuckin’ ladyboys. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.
I’m sitting outside at Royal Garden Plaza today, watching the people walk by and I started looking at Thai boys and wondering if they would make a pretty ladyboy or not.
Not in a sexual way, but literally I was wondering which of them could transform into a pretty transsexual.
This was the first time I’ve found myself with such thoughts.
“This boy would have to take out his adams apple.”
“That boy needs a nose job.”
“That boy over there, he is so feminine all he needs is long hair and a dress.”
And so on and so forth.
Right about then, ladyboy Noot walks up to me and says she heard that Jenny “boxed me” in the eye. Noot laughed, grabbed my cock and walked off in only a manner that a ladyboy can do. I like to call it, the ladyboy strut.
I called Jenny and asked her why she insists on running her mouth about everything to everyone. Her reply was, “Mis-ter Dee, I box you in eye too mut, you speak no good”, then she grunted and hung up the phone.
Then I called John and asked him what the fuck was going on with his bully sidekick and he warned me that she was, at that very second, putting her shoes on to come find me and “box” me again.
I honestly fear this is going to end badly.
Unbeknown to me, you know who read my blog to Jenny today.
Not having a clue Jenny was upset with me, I stopped by La Casa del Ladyboys to check out a shoot they had going on and Jenny punched me right in the fucking eye when she opened the door to let me in.
She then made a stupid noise, did some sort of a superhero pose and walked back to the shoot as if nothing had happened.
It’s throbbing at the moment and I have a little cut in the eyebrow. I could probably use a couple of stitches. I’ll see how it looks tomorrow.
Jenny is John’s right hand she-man, weekend lover, fill in stunt cock and muse.
John has re-named her “Jenny Star” after the popular ladyboy bar, Jenny Star Bar, on Walking Street here in Pattaya.
Jenny often makes dumb faces, makes dumb noises and will not hesitate to jump on your shoulders and dry hump you in the middle of a restaurant. Yes, really. Sometimes she is fun, but when you’re not in the mood, she will jump up and down on your very last nerve and grunt like an ape while doing it.
Right now, she is really getting on my nerves.
A friend of mine who has a ladyboy girlfriend (already sounds like a bad start), would come to Pattaya from Bangkok and shoot with us. On the side he would get a BJ or two while his other half would watch TV in Bangkok, or would be out giving a BJ or two.
When he came to town, Jenny was the first to run her mouth that he had been playing around with other ladyboys. And for those who don’t know, there is a thing called The Ladyboy Network. Think of it like the “red phone” that world leaders may have to call each other moments before a nuclear war. An emergency hot line.
Well, ladyboys have a similar system and word travels among them faster than you could ever imagine.
Jenny has been using The Ladyboy Network to let everyone know, all the way in Bangkok two hours away, that this guy is being a butterfly. This is problem number one.
Problem number two is, as I’m searching for ladyboys to shoot myself, I’m running across many ladyboys who will tell me that I have to ask Jenny or Mister John if they can work with me.
This is a first.
The doings of Jenny and/or Mr. Johns I don’t know, but it is quite comical to watch a dead broke yaa-baa freak stay broke because another ladyboy would tell her to do so. However, this is Thailand and anything is possible.
Do you remember the girl who robbed me?
Well, Jenny could not keep her mouth shut about that as well. We all know Jenny can’t read English so one can only assume her boyfriend read it to her off my blog.
I rolled into a ladyboy bar tonight and had to give a play by play to 6 or 7 different ladyboys who wanted to know the entire story. I asked them how they knew, they all said Jenny. What a cunt! Or maybe she is a dick. I’m not sure what to call her, but she is on very thin ice.
Jenny is making about $500 USD per week working for John, bring him talent and such. To her, she has hit the jackpot, but I’m not sure what she is doing with her cash. My guess is she will send most of it home to her parents who probably pimped her out in the first place. However, John will be gone soon and she will still be a 3rd world transsexual prostitute. And I’m looking forward to it.
In the event she is smart enough to save her money or do something positive with it, she will still be broke in a matter of weeks, maybe even days after he is gone. That is the Thai way.
Today I started shooting some make-up scenes for a gay movie I made and 2 of the scenes did not turn out as wanted. I was supposed to shoot with Allan, one of the Brazilian boys, but he was unable to shoot and I had no choice but to use another Thai boy.
My Thai assistant went out and found a top and a bottom. Both were good looking boys, one of them so gay he left a trail of rainbow flames behind him as he walked around the room. “Intergalactic uber gay” are the words I am looking for.
I shot the solo photos and started into the scene where I was planning to shoot the BJ footage, then stop and do the BJ photos, then move on. Being that they were inexperienced, I would have to walk them through this step by step. Not a problem, I’m used to working this way.
The first boy sucks the hell out of the other boys cock, and when it comes time to switch the other boy says, “can not do, I not gay.”
WHAT THE FUCK!!??!!??
So this freaking little boy refuses to suck the other boys cock because all of a sudden he is not gay.Besides the fact that he works at a gay bar. Besides the fact he is a gay prostitute. Besides the fact he said he was gay. Besides the fact he was just letting another boy blow him on video… he is now saying he is not gay.
Then it hits me. Even the gay boys pull this stunt!
The girls do it all the time. So do some of the ladyboys. The lazy whores will tell you anything you want to hear until they get to the room and then they say they can’t do this or that, after they told you they already can. Tell you they will do anal and then when it comes time to stick it in their ass say they don’t do anal and can’t do anal. The trick is for them to bullshit you into paying their bar fine, getting them out of the bar, and paying them for doing less work. Or even better, no work at all.
Some of them then want you to pay them full price so they can leave without having to work. This is very common these days and a damn good whore trick. I mean really… what are you going to do, call the police on them? And they know this. The boys are no exception to this rule it appears.
So I lose my cool on this scamming little fuck and tell him at least he has to jerk him off and fuck him. I let him slide on the cock sucking, because while that is gay to him, the other acts are not.
He jacks him off a little but neither of the boys have any wood at all.
Fuck.
The scene just went to total shit. I want to murder them both.
I’m not one to give up on a scene, so we tough it out until there is a little wood and we can somewhat finish this sorry excuse for a scene. The “straight boy” was finally able to cum, and the other boy, the intergalactic uber gay boy, beat his limp dick for an hour and could not cum. I called it a wrap.
As they were getting dressed, the intergalactic uber gay boy admits to being awake for 3 days on drugs.
Then the phone rings, it is John T Bone.
John: I just had the worst shoot.
Me: What happened?
John: It was 6 people, 2 girls and 4 boys… bi sex.
Me: And…
John: We spent all day shooting photos and 30 minutes into the scene when it came time for the boys to start fucking, they told me they couldn’t do it because they were not gay.
Me: The exact thing happened to me today! Wow. Maybe they called each other this morning and planned it out. Boyztown is out to get us I have heard.
John: They wasted my entire day. This was a big event, lots of planning. They all said they were gay! Fucking liars, all of them.
Me: What’s the cat think about this?
John: The cat is gone. Jenny ate him for real this time.
Me: So your boys were not gay AND Jenny ate the cat for real?
John: Yup, I think so. He had such a bright future ahead of him.
Me: Fuck. Your day was worse than mine. I need a blow job and a massage, wanna go get a Soapy?
John: Can’t, I have four more boys coming over now to finish the scene. I may throw one off my balcony just to prove a point.
Me: And what point would that be?
John: That they had better suck cocks when I say to start sucking cocks.
Me: Best of luck with that one, sorry about the cat. I hope twinks can fly, I hear some of them can.
(I really read that somewhere)
That was the last I heard of him… 8 hours ago. We both had been fooled by the Boyztown Punk’d Posse.
Hell is… shooting gay porn with boys who are not gay.
A smooth, shaved vagina is probably one of the finer things in life. I use the term “vagina” because the $12 whore sitting next to me as I write this speaks perfect EngRish and smacks me in the back of the head when I call it by another name.
Names like: Pussy, cunt, fuck bag, twat, cum dumpster, and my favorite… cock holster. All of which have a certain ring to them. But a bald one… a hairless cock holster, is divine.
Is it because they look so clean? Is it because it reminds us of youth and innocence? Or is it simple because we hate getting hair caught in our teeth? Maybe a little of all three, but I do know that when a small framed women drops her pants and exposes such a treat, I lose all sense of control. Much like when I see a large natural rack exposed in front of me for the taking. All thoughts out the window and I lose all control.
Last night I shot a girl with the beauty I speak of, and I had to watch from my viewfinder in jealously as another man licked her and then pumped her full of cum.
After the shoot she was in a hurry to go home so I was not even able to get a quick short time. It was raining cats and soi dogs, so the idea of hunting down another hairless cock holster was out of the question. I cried, rubbed one off, cried again and fell asleep holding my cock.
Last night I was going to work with a girl who I have shot several times before. She may be one of, if not the sweetest girl I have met in Thailand.
Lets call her Noi.
Noi always remembers my birthday and will even call me in the USA if I am not here. Very rare.
Noi never forgets me on Christmas and even knows that I collect images and small statues of Buddha, and buys a surprise gift for me from time to time.
Noi is hot but she was never was my girlfriend. She is just a friend with a big heart. She is girl who unfortunately made the wrong choice to sell her body in Thailand.
This past year she met a man from Switzerland who took her out of the bar scene and was living with her in Pattaya. After a few months he became very ill and left her with no notice. Poof. One day he was simply gone, and she was back to work.
Before I would take her to work again, I took her to the hospital to get a HIV. Noi tested HIV positive. I paid to have a Western Blot test which confirms the test. That was also positive.
Noi has HIV.
While we’ll never know exactly where she caught the virus, as she is a working girl, I only know that her previous tests were negative and only after she started dating the guy from Switzerland did she test positive. My guess is she caught it from him.
This was terribly sad news, but it is unfortunately part of life over here. She took it better than I expected her to, but she was upset, as you would expect.
Most of the girls who have tested HIV+ for us are usually found the very next day working in the same place we found them. We’ll often see them walking with customers, hand and hand, but I don’t dare say anything to the guy. It is not my place. He is a grown man who knows the risks and if he makes the wrong decision and catches HIV himself, he should have known better. It would also turn into a fight between the girl and I as she would see that as me taking away her money. And the last thing I want is an HIV+ girl violently attacking me.
Since you can pay off many doctors to stamp a positive test as a negative test here 500 baht, I have made it a habit to be in the room for the results. The down side of this is that I am there when the girls are told of their HIV+ status. That also means I am there to watch them fall apart or go right back to work as if nothing happened. Whatever their reaction, I don’t enjoy watching it.
While staying in Thailand I have known girls who have been killed, girls who are missing, girls who were sold into slavery, girls who escaped slavery, and a good handful of girls who are HIV positive. I see a girl almost daily who is slowly dying of AIDS, still making a poor attempt at selling her skeleton frame of a body, wearing full length shirts and pants to cover the lesions on her skin. Somehow, she is still able to turn tricks.
I also know a girl named Gale who knows she is HIV+ and continues to fuck her clients without condoms. All the girls in her bar know about it, as does the mamasan. She brags about it and says that she does not like the feel of condoms and what will happen will happen. Gale has an abortion every couple months. The bar owner, mamasan and the girls at the bar say nothing. I see her walking with men all the time and all I can think to myself is, “be smart brother, be smart.” Then I think about all the dirty holes I have recklessly thrown my cock into and wondered how many guys have thought the same as they see me walking by with a girl they know.
For as much fun as we have on the road shooting girls and living out all our wildest dreams, moments like really bring you back to reality for a short period of time and allows you to think with your big head instead of your small one.
I don’t know if Noi will take medicine or not for the virus. Many of the girls here don’t. But that is not something that concerns any of us. That is her choice. But what should concern those of you visiting Thailand and pulling girls from the bar is… will you be the one taking Noi back to your room?
This one takes the cake. I’m hanging out on Soi Muslim (where all the Arabs hang out) this morning around 7:30am after a scene, and looking for a thick girl with some fat tits to nail before I go to bed. That’s when I found this girl. Thick as a milk shake with a pretty face and a fat ass.
Rare for an Asian girl, but not rare for this area of town as the Arabs love girls with meat on their bones.
I make my move totally unprepared for what is about to happen.
Me: Hey, where you go?
Her: I look man.
Me: Look at me please… I’m a man, looking for lady.
Her: Where you from?
Me: America.
Her: Infidel. I don’t boom boom Infidels.
Me: Are you shitting me? You’re Thai.
Her: I am Muslim woman now. You are Infidel. Bye.
At this moment I was completely blown away over what had just happened to me. I was determined at this point to bang this girl, what ever the cost.
Me: Wait wait, wait… I want speak to you about Islam.
Her: OK, what you speak?
Me: How much for you to fuck an Infidel?
Her: Can not.
Me: How much Arab man pay to you for short time?
Her: 400 baht.
Me: How about I pay you 2000 baht and I don’t put a Jihad on you.
Her: Huh?
Me: 2000 baht and no holy war.
Her: Mai kow jai. (I don’t understand)
Me: 2000 baht, you boom boom with Infidel. I can tip you with a goat.
Her: Mai kow jai. (I don’t understand)
Me: 2000 baht.
Her: OK, where you stay?
Me: Somewhere that does not allow Arabs.
Her: OK, we go.
And we were off. I won the battle… but lost the war. This bitch would not blow me or jerk me off. She wanted to lay on the bed while I banged her quickly to cum.
Her: Why you move like snake?
Me: Shut up, I’m trying to cum!
And I did, but I had to think about horrible, horrible things in order to get off. I came hard, paid her 2000 baht, and put a Jihad on her anyway.
This whore deserves to fuck Arabs.
I was trolling behind Walking Street looking for a cutie to empty my sperm into when I noticed this on the door of one of the Go-Go I frequent.
I’ve been in here 100 times but never seen this until today. My guess is that I’ve never seen this because when you go at night there are always doormen out front opening and closing the door for you.
For Safety Of All
* No Video
* No Photo’s
* No Drugs
* No Lady’s Under 20
* No Guns
Smile Be Happy
What the fuck is going on here?
Lets break this down play by play…
* No Video & No Photo’s
I am a pornographer and a whore monger extreme. At any given moment I have some device on me to capture an event whether it be a terrorist attack on Soi Muslim, bar girl brawl, or my cock shoved into a hole it should not be in. To deny me of this right breaks my heart. I mean, how much fun can you really have if you can document it?
* No Drugs
Considering this is Pattaya, Thailand and 98% of their staff is on drugs, and has yaa-baa and ecstasy in their purse, this rule is just plain fucking stupid. Add that to the fact that 1/4 the guys in there are lit on something and you have yourself one stupid rule. Can you please define what you consider a drug? Is Viagra a drug, because if so you may as well shut the doors and kick out all the 60+ year old men in there with little girls on their laps.
* No Lady’s Under 20
As if I even need to get into this one, but the irony is… this is one of the ONLY bars in town that actually has girls who are underage! Yes, believe it! Most of girls here are not too shy to tell you they are 16 and 17 years old, yet the bar boasts no lady’s under 20. Give me a break. Just say nothing, don’t give me your shit about no lady’s under 20. Even if they were all 18 (and many of them are), the fact you say not under 20 is a wood killer. Who want’s to come to Thailand to bang a 20 year old when you can have one who just turned 18? Get with the program! And where is your icon? You have icons for the other rules but not this one? How about a pacifier or a lollipop in a circle with a line through it? Both great icons.
* No Guns
This is not Cambodia but Thai people are known to carry a gun from time to time. Unlike parts of Cambodia where you may encounter a sign on a door that reads, “NO GUNS, NO EXPLOSIVES, NO GRENADES,” Thailand does not have a huge problem with it. Regardless, what fun is South East Asia if you can’t carry a gun and a camera?
I was once caught in the middle of a back alley shoot out in Bogota, Colombia and to this day wish I would of had my camera phone to document it. That is one of those stories your friends just don’t believe without proof. Considering this Go-Go bar is located in the heart of Dirka-Dirka-ville (Muslim area), a camera is a good thing to have when Achmed decides to claim his 70 virgins in paradise.
* Smile And Be Happy
Go fuck yourself. I would be happy if you would allow me to enter your establishment armed with both my camera and a gun. Be true to yourself, admit your pimping kids and admit they are all hooked on drugs. Your dancers all have camera phones inside the bar and some of them probably have guns. Why you busting my balls? I just want to take photos of 18 year old whores smoking weed out of the barrel of my gun.
Is that too much to ask?
I’m not sure what is going on over John T Bone’s place but his cat is looking rough.
Maybe he has cat AIDS or something.
Down to his last life.
Strung out on catnip and abused by ladyboys.
Dying of feline cancer.
Hasn’t slept for days.
Ran out of money to finish his kitty porn movies and is stressing out.
What ever it is… I don’t want to get any on me.
We shot a crazy bitch today who would not stop sniffing one of those menthol things. “yaa-dom” is what they call it. I don’t know if that’s the right way to spell it, but that is how it’s pronounced.
What a pain in the ass this whore was. She would not put on the clothes I set out for her because she simply did not like the colors.
The shoes were “too tall” for her, the shirt “too tight,” Kincades cock as “too big,” the lights were “too hot”… non fucking stop bitching from this dirt bag street whore.
At least we got the job done and she left with a cunt full of spunk.
I once had a shirt during my teenage years that said, “Cant sleep, clowns will eat me” and I wore it until it fell apart.
Now I’m much older and everyone knows that clowns are vegetarians, so I no longer fear them.
What I do fear is cock eating ladboys.
That is what keeps me awake at night and this is one of the images that plays over and over in my head until I find my “happy place” and drift into dreamland.
I almost filmed my first snuff scene last night when this girl almost died from a heart condition.
Kincade was in her ass and drilling it pretty hard when her ticker just gave out on her and she could not breath. She collapsed. We stopped, my assistant gave her water and stayed with her for a while until she came back around. She was hyperventilating and holding her chest while it was pounding very hard. It was really scary.
She told us about some heart condition she has and hasn’t taken her medicine for a few days now. Smart move, whore.
Today’s lunch time discussion was about what we would have done with her body if she would have kicked the bucket right there.
The options we came up with are as follows:
[a] We dress her and let her have an accidental fall from the 7th story floor I am on. Police come, she was drunk, fell off… typical day in Thailand. No investigation.
[b] We wrap her in plastic, put her in the trunk of a car, which is lined in plastic, and toss her roadside somewhere along the beach. The cops would think it was just another dead hooker and there would be no investigation. This is Thailand, that is how it works.
[c] We call the police, explain we are making a porno and Mr. Kincade sodomized her to death. We have the video to prove it was an accident, so we would beg for mercy and hope for the best. We would probably spend the next 20 years behind bars in a Thai prison.
I’m not going to tell you what we decided, but you can make up your own mind as to what you would do.
Many of you may not know the true meaning of the word “sacrifice,” but today I am going to teach you exactly what it means.
So I could live and work in Thailand, I painfully gave up this:
For this:
Any questions?