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But I’m not gay

03 June 2006 by dwb

Today I started shooting some make-up scenes for a gay movie I made and 2 of the scenes did not turn out as wanted. I was supposed to shoot with Allan, one of the Brazilian boys, but he was unable to shoot and I had no choice but to use another Thai boy.

My Thai assistant went out and found a top and a bottom. Both were good looking boys, one of them so gay he left a trail of rainbow flames behind him as he walked around the room. “Intergalactic uber gay” are the words I am looking for.

I shot the solo photos and started into the scene where I was planning to shoot the BJ footage, then stop and do the BJ photos, then move on. Being that they were inexperienced, I would have to walk them through this step by step. Not a problem, I’m used to working this way.

The first boy sucks the hell out of the other boys cock, and when it comes time to switch the other boy says, “can not do, I not gay.”

WHAT THE FUCK!!??!!??

So this freaking little boy refuses to suck the other boys cock because all of a sudden he is not gay.Besides the fact that he works at a gay bar. Besides the fact he is a gay prostitute. Besides the fact he said he was gay. Besides the fact he was just letting another boy blow him on video… he is now saying he is not gay.

Then it hits me. Even the gay boys pull this stunt!

The girls do it all the time. So do some of the ladyboys. The lazy whores will tell you anything you want to hear until they get to the room and then they say they can’t do this or that, after they told you they already can. Tell you they will do anal and then when it comes time to stick it in their ass say they don’t do anal and can’t do anal. The trick is for them to bullshit you into paying their bar fine, getting them out of the bar, and paying them for doing less work. Or even better, no work at all.

Some of them then want you to pay them full price so they can leave without having to work. This is very common these days and a damn good whore trick. I mean really… what are you going to do, call the police on them? And they know this. The boys are no exception to this rule it appears.

So I lose my cool on this scamming little fuck and tell him at least he has to jerk him off and fuck him. I let him slide on the cock sucking, because while that is gay to him, the other acts are not.

He jacks him off a little but neither of the boys have any wood at all.

Fuck.

The scene just went to total shit. I want to murder them both.

I’m not one to give up on a scene, so we tough it out until there is a little wood and we can somewhat finish this sorry excuse for a scene. The “straight boy” was finally able to cum, and the other boy, the intergalactic uber gay boy, beat his limp dick for an hour and could not cum. I called it a wrap.

As they were getting dressed, the intergalactic uber gay boy admits to being awake for 3 days on drugs.

Then the phone rings, it is John T Bone.

John: I just had the worst shoot.

Me: What happened?

John: It was 6 people, 2 girls and 4 boys… bi sex.

Me: And…

John: We spent all day shooting photos and 30 minutes into the scene when it came time for the boys to start fucking, they told me they couldn’t do it because they were not gay.

Me: The exact thing happened to me today! Wow. Maybe they called each other this morning and planned it out. Boyztown is out to get us I have heard.

John: They wasted my entire day. This was a big event, lots of planning. They all said they were gay! Fucking liars, all of them.

Me: What’s the cat think about this?

John: The cat is gone. Jenny ate him for real this time.

Me: So your boys were not gay AND Jenny ate the cat for real?

John: Yup, I think so. He had such a bright future ahead of him.

Me: Fuck. Your day was worse than mine. I need a blow job and a massage, wanna go get a Soapy?

John: Can’t, I have four more boys coming over now to finish the scene. I may throw one off my balcony just to prove a point.

Me: And what point would that be?

John: That they had better suck cocks when I say to start sucking cocks.

Me: Best of luck with that one, sorry about the cat. I hope twinks can fly, I hear some of them can.

(I really read that somewhere)

That was the last I heard of him… 8 hours ago. We both had been fooled by the Boyztown Punk’d Posse.

Hell is… shooting gay porn with boys who are not gay.

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