When dudes are uploading tube videos of themselves beating off to your videos, you can pat yourself on the back and bask in the sweet warm glow of success.
I’m not going to watch this guy rub one off to find out, but if any of you do and he shoots his load on his screen, please post a comment here about it. It would bring Kincade great joy to know his face was covered in man juice.
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you”, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct … leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a Divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”
This is why I don’t shoot in the Philippines. Well, that and I’ve known some people to be kidnapped there and seriously extorted by the police. Oh, and there was the two Dutch guys running web cams who were shot in the head. All pretty good reasons I think.
Those crazy Japanese will throw down and fuck just about anywhere. God bless them. Read this.
Then they got deported. Read the follow up.
No thanks.
This story is worth a read.
It’s never a dull moment for those of us who shoot porn in other countries. First it was the arrest of the notorious John T Bone in Pattaya, then a Japanese crew in Pattaya and now an American (George Edward Chernesky) in Cambodia. Though, I’m not sure he was mass producing videos or just trying to shoot some for personal use. Whatever he was doing, I hope it was worth it.
I guess his Holiday In Cambodia is going to be a little longer than he expected.
Mr. Kincade slips to the dark side. Yea, I know I said I was not going to post for a while but this is blog worthy. Remember how I lost Kincade? Well, he finally showed up just in time to catch our taxi to Pattaya and to let me hear all about his episode from the night before.
Apparently, Mr. Kincade pulled a post-op ladyboy off the street that night and didn’t know until it was too late. For those of you who don’t know what that means, a “post-op” is a transsexual who has had “the surgery” and had his/her cock turned into a pussy. Often these are the prettiest of all ladyboys in Thailand and due to the fact that they take so many hormones, it really can be difficult to tell until it’s too late. Just about every guy I know has been fooled or was close to being fooled by a stunning post-op at one time or another, self included. But I’ll tell ya, mine was straight off the pages of Penthouse Magazine. A perfect 10. It was only the lack of vaginal lubrication that gave her away. However, that is a story for another time.
Kincade tells me a blow by blow of his story and it was similar to mine, but he said that she was so hot and so horny that he didn’t care, and did her anyway. ALL NIGHT LONG AND ALL MORNING LONG!!! Wow! Go Kincade!
When we made it to Pattaya, we dropped off the bags and headed to the mall where I asked him if he was fucking with me or not because this was out of character for him. He turns to me with this face (see pic), and says “do I look like I’m fucking with you? I fucked a ladyboy and liked it.” It was priceless.
Will he continue down this slippery slope? I’m going to bet on yes. Stay tuned!
For as much as I walk around all day trying to imagine what every woman looks like naked, this is a must have. No longer will I break my neck trying to get a cleavage shot, an upskirt or a down blouse of the sexy MILF with heavy hangers. I can just open up this nifty phone, point it at her and start taking photos that I can beat off to later. Yes!
So the question is, who is really going to make this, and when you do, where can I buy it? And just to let you know, I will be dumping my entire life savings into your company when you go public. Call it a hunch, but I think this sort of gadget would catch on. 
That’s right, Iran.
CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT IRAN’S BOOMING PORN INDUSTRY!!!
I figure I can get top dollar for this content. If anyone wants hardcore movies from Iran, please contact me. I will be there shooting with John T Bone through the month of August, after he is deported from Thailand.
“What are the odds that I would get caught in both countries back to back?” John said this afternoon while chatting on Skype. I agreed and booked our tickets.
Death to pornographers in Thailand? What!?!?
The rumors have been stirring as of late about the new law they want to pass that would bring execution to anyone who produces or distributes pornographic material in the Kingdom Of Thailand.
We are following this new proposed law closely and will let you know what we find out, but it already has a lot of support from the people.
For lack of better words, this is fucking nuts. I doubt they would actually move forward with something like this but who knows?
I guess John T Bone escaped this time and will get to live to die another day. Though, Mr. Kincade called me after seeing this news story on CNN and asked me when we were going back to shoot. That guy is too hardcore for his own good. One minute he wants to retire, the next minute he wants to risk being shot by a firing squad.
Anyone who runs a sex website knows that from time to time you get some good ones. I’ve decided to share some of mine in a new category called, Customer E-Mails.
“This website is degrading crap. Someday your karma will catch you for committing such abuses and you will be fucked in the ass by a camel.”
Keep in mind, he sends me this AFTER he joins the site.
A hot naked girl eating a double dip strawberry ice cream in a bathtub full of Peeps.
Not only is this a clever name, but you can check it to see if China has blocked your website. Behold, the Great Firewall Of China!
Click Here to check your site.
As of today, Heathens Highway is blocked from the great red commies.
Kman sent this to me today.
I don’t remember high school girls whoring out and looking like little sluts when I was in school.
Or maybe they did and I just didn’t appreciate it. Which would make sense as to why older guys are always getting caught nailing girls in high school because they don’t appreciate it until they are older. But while you’re the same age as them, you don’t have a clue what to do with it.
So it is fair to say that life is unfair.
Hell is… not knowing what to do with high school sluts until you’re too old and it’s against the law.
Looks like it was a goooooood time for the Heathen Highway crew to leave Pattaya. The police here have been non-stop busting criminals since John T Bone was popped. I think they got a taste of money and have been cash thirsty since.
I could be wrong but I don’t think the Pattaya police haven’t made 429 arrests in 5 years prior to this, so it looks like the new head honchos are picking up the slack and cleaning up what should have been cleaned up years ago. On one hand I congratulate them because Pattaya really is in desperate need of having a new sheriff in town, but on the other hand I can’t help but have a heavy heart knowing that a large percentage of the whores will be chased out of town. Or, this will be just another Thai “crackdown” that will blow over and it will be back to business in a week or two. In the meantime, I’m gonna mozy out of town for a little bit.
Don’t quote me on this but I think there was something about cleaning up Pattaya in the bible, somewhere around the part where Jesus returns.
Shout out to my boy, Pipelayer.
There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — You can’t get fooled again.
The police have been cleaning up Pattaya (again) and I am sad to say that my favorite sleazy street in all of Thailand was raided today and 10 bar managers were arrested. That’s right, they raided the infamous Soi 6 once again.
The new CCTV cameras that are supposed to be installed in EVERY BAR freaks me out a little. Ok, freaks me out a lot. I guess gone are the days of getting your cock sucked (in public) at My Friend You Bar while drinking a Singha beer and high fiveing your buddy, all while 10 other guys are getting their cocks sucked. Or… as always, this is just another “crackdown” that will blow over.
After reading review after review on AVN regarding movies shot in Thailand, one thing I noticed was a common thread among them all. Regardless of the reviewer, regardless of if it was a good or bad movie, regardless of how many A’s they gave it, regardless of the director or company, almost every single one of them felt compelled to make a comment about the Thai girls being prostitutes. They just had to throw in that they were working girls, or it was just another days work for them.
Well, there is one exception and it was Hustler, time and time again. Not a single word was written about the Thai girls Hustler has shot in Thailand. It’s not really shocking as Hustler drops quite a but of cashola into AVN for ads. However, Hustler’s Asian Fever movies, shot in Thailand (with the exception of the last one which was pretty damn good), are among the worst movies to ever come out of Asia. I have actually fallen asleep watching Asian Fever and they are totally impossible to masturbate to. I’m a fan of many of the Hustler lines, just not what they shoot in Thailand. However, this is not a “pick on Hustler” post so I will get back to the issue at hand, AVN vs Thailand.
So why do they take their stabs at the Thai girls in every movie except Hustler’s movies?
Well, besides the fact that the girls are all hookers, you have to stop and wonder why the wouldn’t just say they are amateur or first time girls. After all, that is what they say about white girls, Latin girls and black girls if it was shot in LA, South America or Europe.
And what about the models in LA, Europe or South America who make porn and are also prostitutes? Many of them escort and sell their pussy off camera, yet they are “stars,” “models,” “actresses,” and “talent.” And lets not forget that EVERY girl who ever stepped in front of a lens, in any country, did fact get paid for her services. So why are the Thai girls getting singled out? Make no mistake about it, a large majority of the girls in the porn industry are in fact hookers, so what’s the difference?
But don’t take my word for it, here are some quotes I pulled off the reviews:
Black Thai Affair
Reviewed by: Mike Albo
Review: “The girls are all of the Thai hooker variety: not too toned, not too enthusiastic and not all that clean looking.”
Asian Insemination
Reviewed by Bradley Milton
Review: “Truthfully, it wouldn’t be too far off the mark to suggest that Pornero’s performers are hookers.”
Fresh Thai Cream Pies 2
Reviewed by Darklady
Review: “If the women portrayed here are any kind of representative sample, pierced tongues and eyebrows are all the rage among Thailand’s Pattaya bar girls. This surprisingly and sometimes almost disturbingly arousing release introduces five young working girls who take their job seriously. Retailing: More an attraction for admirers of Thai sex workers, with the cream pies as a kind of bonus.”
Bangkok Suckee Fuckee
Reviewed by Bradley Milton
Review: “The sex is pretty good, but it sometimes appears as if the girls are street pros servicing this crazy Yank with a video camera.”
Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 4
Reviewed by Darklady
Review: “When shopping for a porn friendly Thai prostitute, there’s no knowing what to expect until show time. Retailing: For those seeking a grittier, sex-for-sale experience.”
Black Cock in Bangkok
Reviewed by Nelson X
Review: “Although it’s obvious the Thai girls in this release aren’t strangers to the concept of money for sex, they do appear to be genuinely timid about doing it for the cameras.”
Teeny Thais 2
Reviewed by Marc Star
Review: “The footage in Teeny Thais 2 may have been imported from Thailand, or these girls are either first or second-generation immigrants. Either way, they’re authentic Thai girls – some of who have the detached interest of Thai street hookers.”
Babes in Thailand 3somes
Reviewed by Guy Norhinf
Review: “With one of the more basic, simple titles in recent porn history, Babes in Thailand 3somes shows off 10 regional cuties in prostitute-style hotel-room sex.”
Asian Street Hookers 43
Reviewed by Nick Strauss
Review: “With the exception of Jade, all the girls in the title might actually be Thai street hookers, which isn’t much of a selling point either. The entire production has that taint of an illegal and unregulated sex industry that our adult entertainment biz strives to steer clear of.”
Asia Bootleg 4
Reviewed by Marc Star
Review: “These girls are pros. In fact, they may be too pro, because they just don’t seem to get any pleasure out of having sex. Decent enough considering it’s just another day’s work for these girls.”
Of course there are more, but I lost interest after looking at all of these ridiculous comments.
Did someone in charge at AVN get a bad case of the drippy dick while on a sexcapade in Bangkok? Or did he wake up after a night of drunken debauchery only to find out that his girl can piss standing up and that he in fact had been fucking Ladyboy ass all night?
If anyone has the answer to why AVN has a hard on for Thai whores, I’m all ears. Otherwise I’m going to place my money on a drippy dick / Ladyboy combo.
Oh, and a personal note to the AVN reviewers… you suck. Seriously.
