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Thailand snuff video

16 May 2006 by dwb

I almost filmed my first snuff scene last night when this girl almost died from a heart condition.

Kincade was in her ass and drilling it pretty hard when her ticker just gave out on her and she could not breath. She collapsed. We stopped, my assistant gave her water and stayed with her for a while until she came back around. She was hyperventilating and holding her chest while it was pounding very hard. It was really scary.

She told us about some heart condition she has and hasn’t taken her medicine for a few days now. Smart move, whore.

Today’s lunch time discussion was about what we would have done with her body if she would have kicked the bucket right there.

The options we came up with are as follows:

[a] We dress her and let her have an accidental fall from the 7th story floor I am on. Police come, she was drunk, fell off… typical day in Thailand. No investigation.

[b] We wrap her in plastic, put her in the trunk of a car, which is lined in plastic, and toss her roadside somewhere along the beach. The cops would think it was just another dead hooker and there would be no investigation. This is Thailand, that is how it works.

[c] We call the police, explain we are making a porno and Mr. Kincade sodomized her to death. We have the video to prove it was an accident, so we would beg for mercy and hope for the best. We would probably spend the next 20 years behind bars in a Thai prison.

I’m not going to tell you what we decided, but you can make up your own mind as to what you would do.

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The point of no return

12 May 2006 by dwb

A man can only see so much before he hits the point of no return.

I’m pretty sure I now have reached that point and jumped as far over it as my chunky pale white legs would take me.

There is my life before we shoved two hands and a cock up a ladyboy’s ass, followed by a foot the next day.

And then there is my life after we shoved two hands and a cock up a ladyboy’s ass, followed by a foot the next day.

Anyway… here is May and Jenny.

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Gonorrhea in your ass

05 May 2006 by dwb

Any of you ever had Gonorrhea in your ass?

I did a shoot a few weeks ago and the girl loved to lick ass so much she begged me to let her lick mine. Being the gentleman that I am, I obliged and she buried her tongue up my shit pipe for a solid 5 minutes while she gave me a reach around and jacked me off.

We both got what we wanted so it was a win-win.

Two weeks later I am having the most unusual sensation in my ass. It kind of feels like a menthol / bengay / icy hot / cool mint breeze thing going on up there, but not in a comfortable spring breeze kind of way. It’s actually very uncomfortable and if I sit for a while, it starts to hurt.

Is this a hemorrhoid? Is it Gonorrhea? Or do I have a tape worm who is smoking Kools while I sleep?

And why do black people always smoke Kools & Newports?

All good questions.

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Selling Pussy For Dummies

02 May 2006 by dwb

So I’m banging this whore today on Soi 6 and she got pissed off at me because I did not wait for her to cum.

I told her that I PAY FOR SEX so I don’t have to pleasure the girl unless I want to out of the kindness of my heart. When I pay for sex, it’s all about ME.

Then I explained to her that if she wants ME to get HER off, that it was going to cost her the exact same amount I just paid her to get me off. She did not find that amusing and our time together ended on a sour note.

Tomorrow I will be taking her a complementary copy of the best selling book Selling Pussy For Dummies. Sure to be a best seller in Thailand. Maybe then she will understand her job duties and limits of her chosen profession.

But then again, I may be assuming too much by thinking she can read.

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I’ve gone gay

01 May 2006 by dwb

I was horrified, amazed and completely speechless after shooting my first gay scene. The guys have been teasing me saying that I will fucking boys soon, but I assure you that is simply not going to happen. Trust me on that one.

Nothing against the boys, but I simply love women too much to start screwing boys simply because I’m shooting them now.

I need to give my Brazilian boys a thumbs up. What we have done is shot the hardest gay movie to EVER come out of Asia. Take my word on that one. My two boys ripped these Thai twinks… um… new assholes. Throat gagging, vomiting, gaping assholes, coke cans shoved up asses, slapping, choking, spitting, feet in mouths, toes sucked, and a few boys leaving with bleeding assholes claiming that their “pussy hurt” as they limped out the door.

It’s rough.

I’m not sure what the title is going to be on this yet, and I don’t know how much of it the editor is going to leave in and how much will end up on the cutting room floor, but if you are into Asian boys being dominated and rectally destroyed… this one is for you.

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Tom Cruise in Thailand

20 April 2006 by dwb

I was talking to a whore we were shooting and I told her that her friend looked like Yoko Ono.

She didn’t have any clue who that was so I asked her if she knew John Lennon. Her reply was “No, but I know Tom Cruise.

I told her that was close enough and then shoved my cock down her throat while singing Imagine.

BTW… the whore in question was “Ice” from the post before.

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Ice Ice Baby

19 April 2006 by dwb

Mr. Kincade tore up another one tonight. Her name is “Ice” and she left the shoot not a happy camper.

He roughed her up more than she liked, even though she said she liked it rough. Then he blasted her in the eye and gave her red eye. Very romantic.

I have a new guy that we need to break in. He is an Aussie and has never shot anything before, so my fingers are crossed that he will work out.

John T Bone is also here shooting right now and has some Brazilian boys who fuck like cave newts but they are also sucking off ladyboys and taking it in the ass. They swing both ways and fuck pretty hard so I may use them for a few shoots.

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Ronald McDonald does Thailand

18 April 2006 by dwb

Greetings,
My name is Ronald McDonald and I am the mascot for McDonalds. My job is to put children at ease and to associate fun and happiness with our brand. In other words, I have been hired and paid over 200k a year to help make you fat and addicted to McDonalds food.

Part of my job is infiltrating foreign countries, such as yours, and whoring myself out in a manner that will make you love me and our food.

In Thailand, you can find me greeting each and every one you with the traditional “wai” as you enter our restaurant. This should put you at ease, make you smile, eat a burger, clog a few arteries and put on a few pounds. This is the American way. Trust me, you’ll love it.

We all know that rice is not putting any meat on your bones so please give us a try. I personally guarantee that we will fatten you up to look like an American. Just be sure to SUPER SIZE everything and you will be on the road to McBliss.

Love,
Ronald McDonald

P.S. Don’t forget to try our new McBuddha Burger with fried McRice, it is delicious.

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Shooting Ladyboys in Phuket

10 April 2006 by dwb

I am in Phuket right now shooting Ladyboys. So far I have lost 10lbs from sweat, had less that 4 hours of sleep in the last 72 hours and one of our Ladyboys almost perished during our first shoot. I saved her life and grabbed her arm as she literally fell off a cliff. No joke.

She blew me to show her thanks later in the evening. Then we snuggled until I came to my senses.

I’ll try to make a complete post about the shenanigans going on here tomorrow or the day after. Right now we’re knee deep in LB cack (yes, that is spelled correct) and we don’t have a lot of leisure time. Stay tuned.

Gotta run, my big boob Thai cum dumpster is rubbing her beautiful tits on my back and my cack is so hard it hurts. She says, “Sawadee Ka” to you and, “come fuck me now” to me.

Duty calls…..

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Bootleg Bin

06 April 2006 by dwb

The heathen known as “Bootleg Bin” is a behind the scenes heathen. You’re not going to see him in front of the camera banging a schoolgirl or ladyboy in the ass, but he is a vital part of the machine and a dear friend.

In fact, it was ‘ol Bootleg Bin who turned me on to Ladyboys. Go figure.

Today Bin got his second tattoo. He is 1/2 Japanese so he wanted to get something written that only sneaky Japanese like himself could read. He’s probably up to something.

Maybe it’s a plan for global destruction. Maybe it’s his name. Maybe he is reminding himself how big a prick I am. Maybe it’s the secret to life. What ever it says… I can’t read it and it’s on his arm for life.

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Funny Things Whores Say – 1

05 April 2006 by dwb

Inspired by Mike’s (MikeSouth.com) Stripper Quote Of the Day, I would like to start a new section here called, Funny Things Whores Say.

Since I am in Thailand where the girls generally speak piss poor English, it should be a fun place to begin.

Tonight I was on a Baht bus (small pick-up truck used as a taxi) with a Thai hooker and she was telling me how she takes good care of her body.

“I no like drink or smoke. I only like smoke big cigar with no fire too much.”

Translated: I do not drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes, but I like to suck big fat cocks as often as possible.

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