Ronald McDonald does Thailand
by dwb
Greetings,
My name is Ronald McDonald and I am the mascot for McDonalds. My job is to put children at ease and to associate fun and happiness with our brand. In other words, I have been hired and paid over 200k a year to help make you fat and addicted to McDonalds food.
Part of my job is infiltrating foreign countries, such as yours, and whoring myself out in a manner that will make you love me and our food.
In Thailand, you can find me greeting each and every one you with the traditional “wai” as you enter our restaurant. This should put you at ease, make you smile, eat a burger, clog a few arteries and put on a few pounds. This is the American way. Trust me, you’ll love it.
We all know that rice is not putting any meat on your bones so please give us a try. I personally guarantee that we will fatten you up to look like an American. Just be sure to SUPER SIZE everything and you will be on the road to McBliss.
Love,
Ronald McDonald
P.S. Don’t forget to try our new McBuddha Burger with fried McRice, it is delicious.