Hateful ex-girlfriends

04 February 2006 by dwb

These are hateful things that evil women like to say after a breakup:

1) By the way… I have herpes.
2) I’m pregnant with your child!
3) You never made be cum, I faked every orgasm.
4) My new boyfriend makes me cum harder that I ever have in my life.

And these are the ones that I could care less about:

3) You never made be cum, I faked every orgasm.
4) My new boyfriend makes me cum harder that I ever have in my life.

Because to be honest, I could care less if the whore got off or not. I got mine and that’s pretty much all that matters.

But number 2 is the funniest one in the event you have had a vasectomy and she doesn’t know about it. A friend of mine had that happen to him.

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