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Philippines porno bust

This is why I don’t shoot in the Philippines. Well, that and I’ve known some people to be kidnapped there and seriously extorted by the police. Oh, and there was the two Dutch guys running web cams who were shot in the head. All pretty good reasons I think.

Those crazy Japanese will throw down and fuck just about anywhere. God bless them. Read this.

Then they got deported. Read the follow up.

No thanks.

Nailed in Cambodia

Busted It’s never a dull moment for those of us who shoot porn in other countries. First it was the arrest of the notorious John T Bone in Pattaya, then a Japanese crew in Pattaya and now an American (George Edward Chernesky) in Cambodia. Though, I’m not sure he was mass producing videos or just trying to shoot some for personal use. Whatever he was doing, I hope it was worth it.

Read the story here.

I guess his Holiday In Cambodia is going to be a little longer than he expected.

Death to pornographers?

Death to pornographers in Thailand? What!?!?

The rumors have been stirring as of late about the new law they want to pass that would bring execution to anyone who produces or distributes pornographic material in the Kingdom Of Thailand.

We are following this new proposed law closely and will let you know what we find out, but it already has a lot of support from the people.

For lack of better words, this is fucking nuts. I doubt they would actually move forward with something like this but who knows?

I guess John T Bone escaped this time and will get to live to die another day. Though, Mr. Kincade called me after seeing this news story on CNN and asked me when we were going back to shoot. That guy is too hardcore for his own good. One minute he wants to retire, the next minute he wants to risk being shot by a firing squad.

429 Pattaya arrests in 5 days

Looks like it was a goooooood time for the Heathen Highway crew to leave Pattaya. The police here have been non-stop busting criminals since John T Bone was popped. I think they got a taste of money and have been cash thirsty since.

I could be wrong but I don’t think the Pattaya police haven’t made 429 arrests in 5 years prior to this, so it looks like the new head honchos are picking up the slack and cleaning up what should have been cleaned up years ago. On one hand I congratulate them because Pattaya really is in desperate need of having a new sheriff in town, but on the other hand I can’t help but have a heavy heart knowing that a large percentage of the whores will be chased out of town. Or, this will be just another Thai “crackdown” that will blow over and it will be back to business in a week or two. In the meantime, I’m gonna mozy out of town for a little bit.

Don’t quote me on this but I think there was something about cleaning up Pattaya in the bible, somewhere around the part where Jesus returns.

John T Bone arrested in Thailand

So the other night I was driving my moped (because that’s who I roll), heading back to the crib and did my routine stop at the Family Mart to pick up some water and Gatorade. I had been having a great day, banged a hot chick a few hours before and was still thinking about her glorious tits as I pulled up to a mass of people on the side of the road near Family Mart, looking across the street into the condo complex. At the time I didn’t think much of it and went into the store, got my goods and walked out. Then I saw a police truck pull up (with police in the back) along with a motorbike policeman right behind it. Knowing that’s where John T Bone was staying, three thoughts came to my mind: 1) John had a heart attack. 2) They had a problem at one of their shoots. 3) John is in trouble. If you guessed what was behind door #3 you are correct.

I called my Thai friend to come and find out what was going on. She arrives and starts talking to all the locals, then tells me they arrested a guy for making sex movies. Now, this is not the first time this condo has been used for sex movies, but as far as I know, John was the only one there at the time making them. “Uh-oh” I thought, and sat down to eat some noodles and watch it unravel. They eventually brought John out and put him in a van and took him away with another guy (which I missed while I went to pee). The guy ended up being Vin Cross (another producer – shot for Hustler) but at the time I didn’t know that. There was a lot of guys walking around, taking pics and what not, all of which turned out to be plain clothed police officers, and then the news came that John went to the police station.

Right about now I’m shitting bricks because my room was just a few buildings down, so I went back and started packing. The next morning it was confirmed to me exactly what happened (via other sources) so I split town on the next flight out of the country.

Then it officially hits the news and it was only a matter of hours before the adult webmasters in Thailand had this all over the internet.

Then today I hear that I am to blame for this arrest.

Then I read on another adult gossip site that I make videos with underage performers.

Both are absurd, however it appears that John and Vin (or someone from their camp) are hell bent on taking me (or others) down with them and blame me for their reckless work habits that led to their arrests. One of the sites states that the police have a photo of John shooting that was taken by me a few weeks before. Again, that is not true. I have not worked with John or taken any pics for him, of him, for well over a year now. However, John’s blog is full of pics of him shooting models there and I’m sure that is where it came from. But I guess a man needs to point his finger at someone rather than to look in the mirror.

So for the record, I did not turn anyone in, and I do not shoot children. My documents are the best in Thailand and anyone who has dealt with me knows this. I can back up any ID I have. And if I were to turn anyone in that would be slitting my own throat because it will without question put what we do more in the spotlight. Not very smart. As of now it looks like nobody is going to be shooting in Thailand because the police were notified without a doubt about other sites, courtesy of John.

This was a quote from John in the news:

“Mr. John Gilbert Bowen said that his was not only the website that is dedicated to the porn business; there are literally thousands of them. As most of the customers of these porn sites are foreigners, Bowen considered they should not be illegal. If the police want to arrest him, he continued, then they should arrest those who run every other porn website, as well.”

I’m not sure how this will play out. It’s not good to see anyone going to jail in any country, however I have a feeling that I’m going to get sucked into their pile of shit. I’m going to get my boots on and will be open for comments if anyone wants to chat about this or has other info.

John Mark Karr arrested

So I wake up today to hear that John Mark Karr was captured in Thailand for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey 10 years ago. Not news that surprises me but what did send bumps down my neck is that he was living in The Blooms, which also doubles as a short time hotel for fucking whores. Though I have no idea who this guy is, I am guilty of doing despicable things to Thai prostitutes in this very hotel.

Though it seems like a playground for those trying to escape something and hide, Thailand is not really the right place to “disappear,” at least not these days. At one time it was but now one must flee deep into Cambodia or Laos if you truly want to fade away into nothing. My bet is that he went there anyway on holiday to bang little girls, but that is just my opinion. His mistake was not living there and trying to work in Thailand.

This guy looks like a fruit cake to me. I’m going to go out on a limb and say he’s a mental case and may not be the guy they are looking for.

My honest maid

My apartment in Thailand is nice. Ocean view, daily maid service, modern furnished room, swimming pool, and so on. My maid knocks on the door every day around 2pm. If I ignore her she will come in and see I am there and she’ll ask if I want her to clean to the room. Most days I will get out of bed and tell her only to give me clean towels.

Today she knocked on the door and walked in. She did this because yesterday I told her to clean the room today… so here she is.

I’m in bed recovering from an all nighter with one of my favorite whores and a 50mg pill of Penegra (generic Viagra). I shot 4 loads in her and to be honest, that did me in. I’m not as young as I used to be.

So the maid comes in, cleans the bathroom and then comes into my room where either A) she did not see me, or B) she is the dumbest cunt in the world. All the while, I’m laying in bed watching her. She notices my shorts, picked them up and goes for the pocket, taking out my cash and begins to count it.

I make a “ah-hem” sound and she panics, quickly putting it back, saying she is sorry.

At this point I get out of bed and start to get dressed. She continues with the “sorry” routine and that she was counting the money to make sure it was all there. Yea, you read that right. I then told her I was going to speak to the building owner and she starts grabbing at my cock, offering her body and services to me.

After last night, my body is spent but due to whatever leftover Penegra in my system, I’m at 82% wood from the grab ass she is playing. So I did what any guy would do, I dropped my boxers and let her go to work.

It was a shitty BJ, but what am I to expect, she is a maid. Only now she is a maid with my sperm in her mouth.

When she was done, I walked down and got the owner anyway. Now the maid is in full panic mode and begins to tell the owner why she was counting my money, to make sure it was all there. A noble story, but I had to explain to the Thai owner that there is no way the maid would even know how much I had in the first place. If you can’t tell by now, logic doesn’t play a large role in Thai society.

This conversation went back and forth for 30 minutes and neither of them could comprehend what I was saying or the logic behind it all. Then, the owner had the audacity to ask me why I did not keep my money in the safe.

So now I’m getting nowhere and it has turned from my maid being a thief to her looking out for me, and it’s all my fault for not keeping my money in the room safe. Thai logic. What did I expect?

I took all the spare keys to the room, and am having the locks changed. The maids now have new rules for my room. Unless there is a waterfall from the room above or fire in my room, nobody, and I mean NOBODY comes in when I am not there. Anyone I catch in the room will get their ass kicked… man, woman or child. This they understood and quickly handed me all the key copies.

The moral of this story would be, never trust your maid.