Dave’s Busty Thai Girl
Today I got an e-mail from Dave, a good friend and fellow Heathen.
“This is the girl I have been telling you about. The one with the incredible tits who demands I fuck her ass and cum inside it!”
I had no idea what he was talking about because this is his normal banter, but this time he was kind and attached a photo of “the girl” he has been talking about.
Nice tits indeed!
A little about Dave:
Dave lives in Thailand and bones 2 – 3 girls every day, 365 days out of the year. To say he is a sex addict would be an understatement. Dave is beyond that and has transcended into a level of depravity that makes even me blush like a choir boy. Dave has no boundaries and no limits. Girls, boys, ladyboys… it’s all the same to Dave.
Everything Dave does revolves around sex and he discusses it in military style language. If he has eaten Viagra and heading off to Soi 6 to bang several girls back to back, he is going to the “front line” and is expecting to “take heavy fire.”
Sometimes Dave calls me for “back up” or calls several of us for “reinforcements.”
Most of the time he has sex without condoms and “goes commando.” If he does wear a condom and it breaks, or if any of his reinforcements condoms break during “battle,” they have “taking causalities.”
If wounded “soldier” catches an STD, he is awarded the “Purple Dick.”If you live to tell about it, that is the highest honor you can receive.
Dave has re-named various parts of Thailand’s infamous red light districts as the following.
Soi 6 = Fire Base Foxtrot
Soi 7 = Fire Base Charlie
Soi 8 = Fire Base Crossfire
Walking Street = Ho Chi Minh Trail
Nana Plaza = Camp Nana
Patpong = Camp Ladyboy
Soi Cowboy = Thunder Road
Dave also named a shit load of little streets and brothels all over the country but I can’t keep up with all of the names.
The better the whore monger you are, the more “combat experience” you have. The amount of times you have gone to battle would be your “tours of duty.”
In certain places, such as the slums of Phnom Penh, Cambodia, where hardly any foreigners have gone to screw whores there, would get classified as a “special ops mission.” Sometimes he even names those missions.
Dave is a lunatic, but he’s fun as hell.
With that said, Dave is about to start a blog of his exploits. Should be an interesting one to say the least. Somehow I got off track with this post, I only wanted to comment on the tits… nice rack! I love busty Thai girls.