I’m not going to watch this guy rub one off to find out, but if any of you do and he shoots his load on his screen, please post a comment here about it. It would bring Kincade great joy to know his face was covered in man juice.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you”, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct … leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a Divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

Those crazy Japanese will throw down and fuck just about anywhere. God bless them. Read this.

Then they got deported. Read the follow up.

No thanks.

Read the story here.

I guess his Holiday In Cambodia is going to be a little longer than he expected.

Apparently, Mr. Kincade pulled a post-op ladyboy off the street that night and didn’t know until it was too late. For those of you who don’t know what that means, a “post-op” is a transsexual who has had “the surgery” and had his/her cock turned into a pussy. Often these are the prettiest of all ladyboys in Thailand and due to the fact that they take so many hormones, it really can be difficult to tell until it’s too late. Just about every guy I know has been fooled or was close to being fooled by a stunning post-op at one time or another, self included. But I’ll tell ya, mine was straight off the pages of Penthouse Magazine. A perfect 10. It was only the lack of vaginal lubrication that gave her away. However, that is a story for another time.

Kincade tells me a blow by blow of his story and it was similar to mine, but he said that she was so hot and so horny that he didn’t care, and did her anyway. ALL NIGHT LONG AND ALL MORNING LONG!!! Wow! Go Kincade!

When we made it to Pattaya, we dropped off the bags and headed to the mall where I asked him if he was fucking with me or not because this was out of character for him. He turns to me with this face (see pic), and says “do I look like I’m fucking with you? I fucked a ladyboy and liked it.” It was priceless.

Will he continue down this slippery slope? I’m going to bet on yes. Stay tuned!

So the question is, who is really going to make this, and when you do, where can I buy it? And just to let you know, I will be dumping my entire life savings into your company when you go public. Call it a hunch, but I think this sort of gadget would catch on.

CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT IRAN’S BOOMING PORN INDUSTRY!!!

I figure I can get top dollar for this content. If anyone wants hardcore movies from Iran, please contact me. I will be there shooting with John T Bone through the month of August, after he is deported from Thailand.

“What are the odds that I would get caught in both countries back to back?” John said this afternoon while chatting on Skype. I agreed and booked our tickets.

The rumors have been stirring as of late about the new law they want to pass that would bring execution to anyone who produces or distributes pornographic material in the Kingdom Of Thailand.

We are following this new proposed law closely and will let you know what we find out, but it already has a lot of support from the people.

For lack of better words, this is fucking nuts. I doubt they would actually move forward with something like this but who knows?

I guess John T Bone escaped this time and will get to live to die another day. Though, Mr. Kincade called me after seeing this news story on CNN and asked me when we were going back to shoot. That guy is too hardcore for his own good. One minute he wants to retire, the next minute he wants to risk being shot by a firing squad.